1 00:01:47,582 --> 00:01:49,957 Pira lintang sing sumunar ing langit? 2 00:01:50,457 --> 00:01:52,832 Tau nyoba ngetung? 3 00:01:53,332 --> 00:02:00,875 Butuh 6.000 taun kanggo ngetung sing ana ing galaksi kita 4 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:03,250 Pira galaksi sing ana? 5 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:07,457 Ilmuwan ngetung rong milyar luwih 6 00:02:07,957 --> 00:02:13,082 Apa ora mungkin ing antarane milyaran benda langit iki 7 00:02:13,582 --> 00:02:16,915 planet karo wong kaya kita ana? 8 00:02:17,415 --> 00:02:20,957 Nalika kita njelajah angkasa nggoleki dheweke, 9 00:02:21,457 --> 00:02:24,957 Apa ora bisa padha teka kene, nggoleki kita? 10 00:04:37,415 --> 00:04:40,915 [lagu pop Hindi] 11 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,125 Sing dicolong maling yaiku gadget kanggo ngelingi kapal angkasa 12 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:23,083 Tanpa remot iki dheweke ora bisa mulih 13 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:27,833 Dheweke ora ngerti basa kita, lan ora duwe kanca ing kene 14 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:32,125 Piyambak, susah, pikirane mung ... 15 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:36,125 .. kepiye carane aku bakal bali? 16 00:06:57,333 --> 00:07:02,833 Ing dalan Urip Wektu iku mung geni sing ringkes 17 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:08,416 Ing kabut sing padhang We pengin, kita ngimpi, kita ana 18 00:07:08,915 --> 00:07:11,415 Nanging ing tikungan ayu 19 00:07:11,915 --> 00:07:14,415 A asing bisa kita ketemu 20 00:07:14,915 --> 00:07:17,750 Urip sakwise urip 21 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:21,750 Sing memori bisa tetep 22 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,833 Tiket ekstra. Apa ana tiket tambahan? 23 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:44,833 - Nggih pak... - Kula badhe njunjung! 24 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:46,625 Nuwun sewu, kula angkat tangan rumiyin 25 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:49,625 Nanging aku nelpon dhisik 26 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:52,458 Aku penggemar gedhe saka Pak Bachchan, pujangga 27 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:55,625 Aku luwih seneng karo putrane, aktor 28 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:58,750 Wiwit umur sepuluh, aku ngerti kabeh puisine. Diweling kanthi lengkap 29 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:02,000 Wiwit umur limang taun, aku ngerti dialoge putrane - tanpa apal 30 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,790 Halo, sapa sing pengin? 31 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:06,457 Menehi kula. Puisi dudu cangkir teh 32 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:08,208 100 33 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:11,833 100 kanggo tiket 40? Pasar ireng puisi! 34 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:14,166 Antri nganti enem jam dawa kanggo iki 35 00:08:14,665 --> 00:08:18,165 Wektu iku dhuwit 36 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:28,332 - Go kanggo dialog. - Kabeh sampeyan. Ladies pisanan 37 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:31,333 Sedhela wae! Apa ora dibagi tiket? 38 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:39,458 Babak 1 sampeyan seneng puisi. Babak 2 aku bakal seneng akting 39 00:08:39,957 --> 00:08:43,915 Iku ide sing apik banget! 40 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:45,708 10, 20, 30, 40 41 00:08:46,207 --> 00:08:46,707 50 liyane 42 00:08:47,082 --> 00:08:47,582 6 43 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:50,083 - 96 - 96 44 00:08:50,582 --> 00:08:53,832 96. Kepiye babagan diskon? Kita saka negara sing padha 45 00:08:54,332 --> 00:08:55,915 Salam India, bro! 46 00:08:56,416 --> 00:09:01,208 Urip ibu pertiwi! 100 47 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,790 Tiket ekstra. Apa ana tiket tambahan? 48 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:06,208 Pak! 49 00:09:06,707 --> 00:09:08,832 Bisa nyilih 4? Mangga! 50 00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:11,540 Tansah jam tanganku nganti aku mbalekake 51 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:13,875 Mangga, Pak, punika tiket pungkasan 52 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:17,332 Show wis sold out, bocah. Ora ana tiket sing isih ana 53 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:21,750 Ana siji karo tukang pasar ireng 54 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:25,916 Bajingan! Menehi jeneng India ala 55 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:26,916 Dadi bener! 56 00:09:27,416 --> 00:09:30,166 Enteni kene. Aku bakal njaluk sampeyan tiket 57 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:31,625 OK, Pak 58 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:35,625 matur nuwun 59 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:46,125 ya wis! 60 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,166 - Pak! - Apa aku ngerti sampeyan? 61 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:58,625 Endi tiketku? 62 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,750 tiket? Sampeyan kanggo 100 63 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,916 Sampeyan ngapusi getih! 64 00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:06,458 Dacoit bosok! Ular pikun! Kapitalis! 65 00:10:06,957 --> 00:10:07,750 Elingo basamu! 66 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:11,166 Pikirake jasmu dhisik! 67 00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:14,250 - Saiki seneng acara! - Keamanan! 68 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:16,916 - Wrinkle wreck! - Keamanan! 69 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,916 Ayo padha metu saka kene 70 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:23,041 Aku bakal njaluk sampeyan kanggo iki! 71 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:27,041 Aja ngoyak aku... tangkep! 72 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:42,875 Wong tuwa saiki! Iku generasi manja! 73 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:45,916 Lali 74 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:47,458 Kepiye carane? 75 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:49,707 Sing bandit basks ing puisi lan kene aku 76 00:10:50,207 --> 00:10:52,290 Nyelehake 77 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:55,750 Apa pine kanggo partai sing shuns kita? 78 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:59,541 Tindakake wayahe sing ngajak kita 79 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:01,958 Aku uga melu ing puisi 80 00:11:02,457 --> 00:11:04,957 Iku apik. Terus 81 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:12,165 Ora. Yen aku terus, sampeyan bakal nglamar aku 82 00:11:12,666 --> 00:11:14,833 - Kowe edan? - Maksudku! 83 00:11:15,332 --> 00:11:17,000 Penyair favorit sampeyan, senior Pak Bachchan 84 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,916 ketemu lady siji esuk, wooed dheweke karo ayat 85 00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:22,458 Bareng magrib padha rabi. Dadi aku wis maca 86 00:11:22,957 --> 00:11:23,457 tenan? 87 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,957 Lan lanang! Deleng apa sing diprodhuksi - 88 00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:30,915 Amitabh Bachchan - aktor gedhe 89 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:32,375 Jaggu 90 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:33,957 Jaggu? 91 00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:35,375 jenengku 92 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:38,791 Papa jenenge Jagat Janani: ibune jagad 93 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:43,500 Aku dipoyoki ing sekolah, banjur dicekak - Jaggu 94 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,291 - Saka Mumbai? - Ora. Delhi 95 00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:47,000 Aku sinau produksi TV 96 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,332 Lan sampeyan? 97 00:11:48,832 --> 00:11:51,915 Sarfaraz. Aku sinau arsitektur 98 00:11:52,416 --> 00:11:54,916 lan kerja part time ing Kedutaan Besar Pakistan 99 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:57,333 Kedutaan Besar Pakistan? Kenging punapa? 100 00:11:57,832 --> 00:11:59,750 Inggih, kula saking Pakistan 101 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:05,707 Ora mungkin Kedutaan Besar India bakal makaryakke aku! 102 00:12:06,207 --> 00:12:07,750 ana apa? 103 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,750 ora ana apa-apa 104 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,832 Pendhaftaran saka Pakistan ngganggu sampeyan? 105 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,375 Oke banjur 106 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:26,375 pamit 107 00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:46,541 Aja takon jenengku utawa negaraku 108 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:53,166 Saka perbudakan wates break free 109 00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:59,458 A sawetara langkah ing lelampahan singkat iki 110 00:12:59,957 --> 00:13:03,457 Ayo, mlaku karo aku 111 00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:18,957 Aja takon jenengku utawa negaraku 112 00:13:19,457 --> 00:13:22,915 Saka perbudakan wates break free 113 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:26,958 A sawetara langkah ing lelampahan singkat iki 114 00:13:27,457 --> 00:13:30,915 Ayo, mlaku karo aku 115 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:34,916 Liwat alam tembung lan wicara 116 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,875 Gandeng tangan, ora bisa tekan 117 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:42,916 A sawetara langkah ing lelampahan singkat iki 118 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:46,208 Ayo, mlaku karo aku 119 00:13:46,707 --> 00:13:50,915 Liwat alam tembung lan wicara 120 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:54,916 Gandeng tangan, ora bisa tekan 121 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:58,916 A sawetara langkah ing lelampahan singkat iki 122 00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:02,916 Ayo, mlaku karo aku 123 00:14:23,416 --> 00:14:26,916 Yen srengenge ngobong dalan 124 00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:30,833 A karpet iyub-iyub bakal aku lay 125 00:14:31,332 --> 00:14:34,915 Yen pepeteng ngiseni sampeyan karo dismay 126 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,916 Aku bakal nggawe rembulan ing langit 127 00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:42,958 Yen rasa sumelang ngisi dinamu 128 00:14:43,457 --> 00:14:46,957 Karo ngguyu aku bakal ngusir 129 00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:50,915 Ketawa, guyon, ngguyu lagu 130 00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:54,916 Kita bakal mlaku bebarengan 131 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:16,791 Karo kowe, kanca lelungan 132 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,708 Ora ana apa-apa ing donya iki aku wedi 133 00:15:21,207 --> 00:15:24,707 Apa sawetara langkah, kabeh urip 134 00:15:25,207 --> 00:15:28,582 Karo kowe aku bakal mlaku bareng 135 00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:32,750 Liwat alam tembung lan wicara 136 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:36,750 Gandeng tangan, ora bisa tekan 137 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,750 A sawetara langkah ing lelampahan singkat iki 138 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,750 Ayo, mlaku karo aku 139 00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:29,333 - Matur nuwun - Matur nuwun 140 00:16:29,832 --> 00:16:30,375 ibu! 141 00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:31,375 Papa! 142 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,291 Dheweke wis jatuh cinta! 143 00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:36,000 Jatuh asmara? 144 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,916 Dheweke pancen imut! 145 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:39,333 foto liyane please! 146 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,500 Apa tugase? Kepriye keluargane? 147 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,707 Tenang Ibu. Aku bakal ngandhani sampeyan 148 00:16:45,207 --> 00:16:46,957 Pisanan, jeneng 149 00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:49,000 Sarfaraz 150 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,500 Muslim? 151 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,291 ya wis. Sinau arsitektur. Kulawarga ana ing Pakistan 152 00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:58,000 Pakistan! Pakistan sing endi? 153 00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,625 Mung ana siji Pakistan, Ibu 154 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:00,707 Sampeyan bakal nganggo burkhas? 155 00:17:01,207 --> 00:17:02,915 Maca Quran? Apa sampeyan wis mad? 156 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:06,083 Aja pedhot. Tetep sijine 157 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:07,583 Miwiti mobil 158 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:10,166 Kabeh wis pinasthi, Gusti. Tulung! 159 00:17:10,665 --> 00:17:12,957 Aku ngerti persis menyang ngendi papa tuju 160 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:17,708 Wiwit cilik siji pasuryan wis ngubengi kita: Kang Suci 161 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,000 Sugeng ndalu Ibu 162 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,125 Saka tas nganti tembok kamar mandi, 163 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,165 dheweke ana omnipresent 164 00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:33,665 Malah kanggo saluran akar, dheweke bakal nyetel wektu sing apik 165 00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:39,625 Dheweke wis menehi Papa kothak Dewa karo dewa kanggo saben tugas 166 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:44,625 Dewi Kasugihan kanggo pasar saham 167 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:49,165 Gusti Allah Kesehatan kanggo latian 168 00:17:49,665 --> 00:17:52,540 Ibadah berbasis web lan permen suci dening kurir 169 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:56,540 padha inovasi kang 170 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:09,250 Salam, Paduka 171 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:13,250 Tutul sikile Jaggu 172 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:25,500 Kenapa infatuation fatal iki? 173 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,958 Njupuk pulpen lan nulis 174 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,375 Gusti Allah 175 00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:35,375 Enlighten kula 176 00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:40,875 ya wis... 177 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,000 ya wis... 178 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:46,083 Karepmu iku dhawuhe 179 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,500 Nulis wangsit 180 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,915 Iki bocah Pakistan, 181 00:18:51,415 --> 00:18:53,665 Sarfaraz, 182 00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:55,250 bakal ngulungake sampeyan 183 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:59,083 Aku ngerti dheweke ora bakal 184 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:05,916 Sejarah dadi saksi: wong-wong iki ngrancang lan ngiyanati 185 00:19:06,415 --> 00:19:09,375 Dheweke bakal nguber kesenengan daging 186 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:13,083 Nanging ora bakal nikah karo sampeyan. Dheweke bakal ilang 187 00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:17,958 Ayo mulih saiki! Siji wengi maneh ana, lan sampeyan wis mati kanggo kita 188 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:21,166 Pak Sahni, aku arep ngomong karo dheweke 189 00:19:21,665 --> 00:19:25,207 Bocah, pencet tombol delete 190 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:29,208 Buang dheweke saka sistem sampeyan 191 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,332 Hello! 192 00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:39,291 Apa sing kedadeyan? 193 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,625 Kowe tresna karo aku? 194 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,040 Mesthi wae. Kenging punapa? 195 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:47,125 - Apa sampeyan bakal nikah karo aku? - Ana apa? 196 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:48,500 Ya ora, Sarfaraz? 197 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,625 - Ya, nanging ... - Sesuk 198 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,208 sesuk? 199 00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,583 Sesuk kita nikah 200 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:59,583 Ramane salah. Aku bakal mbuktekake 201 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:15,458 Pak James Herrick lan Miss Oprah Brown, sampeyan sabanjuré 202 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:19,625 - James durung teka. - Oh, ngomong karo registrar 203 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,375 Apa sampeyan bisa nyekel iki? 204 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:24,125 Ya mesthi wae. 205 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,208 Halo... 206 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,208 Iki kanggo sampeyan 207 00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:31,083 - Kanggo kula? - Ya 208 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:35,083 matur nuwun 209 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,125 Iku saka Sarfaraz 210 00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:42,708 Dheweke ujar: perkawinan ora mung antarane individu, nanging kulawarga 211 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,958 Iman, negara, budaya kita beda-beda 212 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,833 Kita ora bakal bisa seneng yen kulawargane ora seneng 213 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,291 Aja nyoba kanggo hubungi kula 214 00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:55,290 Nuwun sewu 215 00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:15,790 Where kanggo pindhah nom? 216 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:19,790 New Delhi 217 00:21:21,415 --> 00:21:25,040 Aku bali menyang kutha, nanging wong tuwaku ora gelem nemoni aku 218 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:27,290 Aku melu saluran warta minangka wartawan 219 00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:29,790 Crita dina iki: asu depresi 220 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,582 Iku warta kita! 221 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,583 Sawetara dina kita duwe warta, sawetara dina kita nggawe 222 00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:59,625 Ilang: Gusti 223 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:03,625 Yen ketemu, hubungi Tipsy 224 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:08,915 Ana crita ing wong iki. Aku bakal ketemu sampeyan ing kantor 225 00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:12,915 Aja telat! 226 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,583 nyuwun pangapunten? 227 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,833 Yagene kowe ngaturake iki? 228 00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,125 Aku duwe kasus sing ditundha karo Dheweke 229 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,458 Dheweke ora ngrampungake, utawa ketemu karo aku 230 00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:35,791 Uripku kaput 231 00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:39,790 Dheweke wis ndhelik 232 00:22:40,290 --> 00:22:43,082 Apa sampeyan wis weruh Panjenengane watara? 233 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:47,375 Ora 234 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:53,415 Salam Dewi, Salam Ibu Suci 235 00:22:53,915 --> 00:23:00,915 Salam Dewi, Salam Ibu Suci 236 00:23:01,415 --> 00:23:03,415 Ngomong-ngomong, apa karo helm? 237 00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:05,790 Tak idea saka taxi-top 238 00:23:06,290 --> 00:23:08,915 Kuning bengok-bengok saka mil 239 00:23:09,415 --> 00:23:12,375 Taksi gampang ditemokake ing lalu lintas 240 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:16,125 - Dadi? - Dadi Gusti bisa ndeleng aku gampang! 241 00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:20,125 Kepiye carane dheweke bakal nemokake aku ing wong akeh iki? 242 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:31,000 A dicokot ngiwa - sampurna! 243 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,915 Oke, latar mburi? 244 00:23:33,415 --> 00:23:35,125 Cue Jaggu 245 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,333 Jarene kewan ora bunuh diri 246 00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:43,041 Iki Nikku. Anjing Pak Sweetie Singh 247 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:46,665 Nikku wis nyoba bunuh diri kaping telu 248 00:23:47,165 --> 00:23:53,082 Mlumpat saka gendheng, ndilat pil turu, mlumpat menyang kompor gas 249 00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:54,916 Apa salah karo Nikku? 250 00:23:55,415 --> 00:23:58,790 Apa Nikku dimangsa masalah mental? 251 00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:02,250 Nikku... 252 00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,458 Ana apa Jaggu? 253 00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:08,458 Apa iki, Mitu? 254 00:24:10,875 --> 00:24:13,915 Obrolan kita karo industrialis terkenal Pak Ratan terus 255 00:24:14,415 --> 00:24:17,040 pas istirahat iki 256 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,707 Sugeng tindak, Ratan? Sawetara kopi? 257 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,208 Entuk kopi 258 00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,375 - Cherry... - Oh ora! 259 00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:26,958 Apa tebakanmu? Asu iki duwe depresi, gangguan kuatir, 260 00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:30,833 skizofrenia, utawa ADHD? 261 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:32,625 Apa wae, kenapa aku peduli? 262 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:33,915 Persis 263 00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:39,457 Yagene ana sing peduli? Banjur kenapa kita nyebar banteng kaya ngono? 264 00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:41,375 Apa sampeyan luwih seneng udhara? 265 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:45,458 Cekel wonge 266 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:46,750 weruh iki? 267 00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:50,165 Aku ketemu wong sing nyebar pamflet iki 268 00:24:50,665 --> 00:24:53,582 - Dheweke nggoleki Gusti Allah. - Nemokake dheweke? 269 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:55,333 Ora... Nanging 270 00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:59,791 Nggoleki Gusti Allah - iku agama. Nemokake Gusti Allah - iku warta 271 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:02,582 Yen ketemu Gusti Allah, njaluk wong. Aku bakal nyelehake dheweke ing udara 272 00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,625 Sampeyan ngerti kabijakan Perusahaan 273 00:25:05,125 --> 00:25:07,625 Ora ana kabar babagan agama, ora ana kabar babagan Gusti Allah. Rampung 274 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,290 Man, sampeyan wis diganti! 275 00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:11,790 Endi pejuange, Cherry Bajwa? 276 00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:14,790 Sampeyan pengin ndeleng pejuang? 277 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:16,832 Delengen apik 278 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,750 Ana telung tandha ing kene 279 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,375 Iki dudu tandha lair 280 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:25,958 Kawula ngawontenaken adicara nglawan Kang Murbeng Dumadi, Bapak Guru 281 00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:29,708 Para pengabdian nyorong trisula ing kene 282 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:32,458 Jangkar teka ing 10 detik 283 00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:35,125 Dina iku aku sumpah - yen sampeyan pengin manggon ing negara iki 284 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:36,915 aja ngrusak agama. Mekaten 285 00:25:37,415 --> 00:25:38,957 - Aku duwe acara kanggo mbukak saiki. - 5... 4... 286 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:39,958 3... 287 00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:40,875 2... 288 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:41,790 1... 289 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:43,250 Sugeng rawuh saka istirahat 290 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,458 Kita ngobrol karo industrialis terkenal Pak Ratan... 291 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:49,625 Bos mateni critaku 292 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:53,625 Nanging urip maneh rong minggu sabanjure 293 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:37,875 [ KOTAK SUMBANGAN ] 294 00:26:42,415 --> 00:26:44,082 mandeg! maling! 295 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:48,083 Dheweke nyolong saka kothak sumbangan! 296 00:27:06,415 --> 00:27:10,375 Aja nganti dheweke lunga! 297 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:14,875 Obah. 298 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:17,583 Ngangkat saka kothak sumbangan, sampeyan bodho? 299 00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:18,583 ya wis 300 00:27:18,665 --> 00:27:20,207 Dheweke dudu maling! 301 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:23,708 Nalika nyumbang dompetku tiba ing kothak 302 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:26,666 Dheweke njupuk metu kanggo kula 303 00:27:27,165 --> 00:27:28,125 Percaya aku 304 00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:32,125 Priksa dhewe. Wis Rs 5,000 ing 305 00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,208 - Iku mine! - Iku 306 00:27:51,708 --> 00:27:53,625 Sawise ing kothak, iku nyumbang 307 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:57,750 Saiki, iku kagungane Gusti Allah. Ayo padha lunga 308 00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,375 Wong lanang, apa sing sampeyan tindakake? 309 00:28:00,875 --> 00:28:01,875 Njaluk mbalekaken sandi 310 00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:03,833 Gusti Allah njupuk ragad nanging ora ngirim 311 00:28:04,333 --> 00:28:05,958 Ngenteni... 312 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:09,958 Aku weruh sampeyan iwak sawetara dhuwit, banjur sijine maneh 313 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:15,875 Aku njupuk maneh apa sing dakbayar ing cabang iki. Wangsul liyane 314 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,083 Apa sampeyan nggunakake manik-manik lan jimat? 315 00:28:18,583 --> 00:28:20,666 Ditolak. Ical kanggo apik 316 00:28:21,165 --> 00:28:23,750 Kenapa stiker? 317 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:26,500 Mbela dhiri! 318 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,833 Gusti Allah pics ing tembok - nyegah peeing 319 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:33,833 ing pasuryan - nyegah pukulan 320 00:28:39,415 --> 00:28:40,750 Mitu, kowe nang endi? 321 00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:43,500 Pick munggah. Aku ora duwe dhuwit kanggo mulih 322 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000 mengko tak isi 323 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:48,915 Aku ing Mudrika, ing njaba candhi 324 00:28:49,415 --> 00:28:52,582 Cepet-cepet. Matur nuwun, bye 325 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:54,333 Lha piye 326 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,916 - Kanggo apa? - Kanggo kulo mulih 327 00:28:58,415 --> 00:29:04,082 Nalika ana wong ora bisa mulih, aku rumangsa sedhih 328 00:29:04,583 --> 00:29:07,750 - Ngenteni. - Iku kabeh aku duwe 329 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,375 Aku ora bisa nampa iki 330 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:14,375 - Kenapa? - Apa sampeyan ora butuh kanggo mulih? 331 00:29:19,165 --> 00:29:22,582 Dhuwit ora bisa nggawa aku mulih 332 00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:26,583 Kenging punapa? Sampeyan manggon ing ngendi? 333 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:38,166 Ing reruntuhan langkah-sumur 334 00:29:38,665 --> 00:29:43,750 Nanging ing mangsa udan iki, aku mriksa menyang lock-up 335 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,583 Lock-up! Kaya ing kurungan polisi? 336 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:50,458 Ana 122 ing kutha. Aku yo-yo antarane wong-wong mau 337 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:54,041 Lan dheweke ngidini sampeyan mriksa, kaya hotel? 338 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:58,040 Ayo. Aku bakal menehi sampeyan demo 339 00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:04,165 [ Tandha: AJA URIP KINI ] 340 00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:08,458 Cukup nonton! 341 00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:11,458 [ Tandha: AJA URIP KINI ] 342 00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:15,458 Hei, tembaga - deleng kene sing bener! 343 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,540 Aku bakal nuduhake sampeyan kanthi bener! 344 00:30:42,415 --> 00:30:46,125 Jaggu! 345 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:48,250 Kita kudu ngetutake van kasebut 346 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:52,250 - Sapa sing dioyak? - Crita 347 00:31:06,083 --> 00:31:09,583 Menehi dompet sampeyan. Aku butuh dhuwit 348 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:13,583 Cepet! Matur nuwun. Bye 349 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:26,750 nyuwun pangapunten? 350 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:27,750 iya ta? 351 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:30,458 Aku arep mlebu kurungan 352 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:32,625 Kenging punapa? 353 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:36,415 Kanggo ketemu wong sing 354 00:31:36,915 --> 00:31:39,165 Sampeyan mikir iki gabungan kopi lokal, ya? 355 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,875 Saunter ing lan chillax karo konco? 356 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:44,790 Iki lock-up, ngerti? 357 00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:50,290 Mung pelanggar sing mlebu 358 00:31:50,790 --> 00:31:53,250 Nyogok minangka pelanggaran! 359 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,333 Mulane aku nglakoni! 360 00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:57,458 Aku bisa ngunci sampeyan 361 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:01,458 Mangga nindakake ... ASAP! 362 00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:10,000 - Matur nuwun, Pak Pandey. - Siji jam, iku 363 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,625 Hi 364 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:17,875 Aku pengin crita sampeyan. Apa sampeyan bakal nuduhake? 365 00:32:18,375 --> 00:32:19,040 Kenging punapa? 366 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:23,040 Aku wartawan TV. Iku tugasku 367 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:38,875 - Ayo, takon. - Apik tenan! 368 00:32:44,958 --> 00:32:47,458 jenengmu? 369 00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:49,583 Ora duwe jeneng 370 00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,250 Padha nelpon kula Tipsy kene. Ngalahake aku kok 371 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:56,250 Lan apa sing sampeyan lakoni? 372 00:32:57,583 --> 00:33:00,958 Aku astronot 373 00:33:01,458 --> 00:33:02,708 Astronot! 374 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:05,458 Sing nembak menyang rembulan? 375 00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:10,291 Wis tau ana. Iku kaput 376 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:11,500 Mesthi! 377 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,415 Dadi apa planet favorit sampeyan? 378 00:33:14,915 --> 00:33:17,582 - Kula piyambak. - Maksudku saliyane Bumi? 379 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,958 Bumi punika mega-kaput 380 00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:23,958 Maksudku planetku dhewe 381 00:33:26,540 --> 00:33:30,750 Iku bakal katon ing wayah wengi 382 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:33,165 Kita lunga pisang, 383 00:33:33,665 --> 00:33:38,915 nalika kita nemokake planet liyane karo wong kaya kita 384 00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:41,457 Aku dikirim kene ing misi riset 385 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,791 Boy, apa sambutan aku! 386 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,790 Remote aku dirampok 387 00:33:47,290 --> 00:33:50,457 Tanpa iku, aku ora bisa menehi tandha marang wong-wongku 388 00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:54,166 lan tanpa tandha padha ora bakal teka kanggo kula 389 00:33:54,665 --> 00:33:56,625 Dheweke bakal mikir yen iku planet sing mbebayani 390 00:33:57,125 --> 00:34:00,625 Sing aku mati kaya dodo 391 00:34:04,165 --> 00:34:04,790 Hello! 392 00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:06,290 - Rungokake... - Apa? 393 00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:08,166 Ayo kula metu. Aku arep mulih 394 00:34:08,666 --> 00:34:12,458 Ingkang agung, para narapidana boten mutusaken. Polisi nindakake 395 00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:14,000 Aku dudu maling 396 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,958 Dadi ngomong kabeh maling 397 00:34:16,458 --> 00:34:18,041 Endi petugas Pandey? 398 00:34:18,541 --> 00:34:20,458 Metu ing babak kang 399 00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:23,083 Petugas Pandey! 400 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:24,083 Petugas Pandey! 401 00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:27,875 Meneng, utawa sampeyan njaluk roti isi ros-rosan 402 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:50,125 Sampeyan mikir aku ngomong baloney? 403 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:51,958 Temenan! 404 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,291 Apa Hindi basa resmi ing planet sampeyan? 405 00:34:54,791 --> 00:34:56,833 Ing planet kita ... 406 00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:59,833 .. ora ana basa! 407 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,666 Kita maca pikiran. Ora ana kebingungan 408 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:05,750 Kene, sampeyan ngucap soko lan tegese liyane 409 00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:08,458 Tembung kalih aksara saged gadhah patang teges ingkang beda 410 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:14,583 Yen sampeyan manthuk lan ngomong "oh", tegese "Oh, iku keren" 411 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:18,125 Nalika mripatmu metu, "oh!" tegese kabar ala 412 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:22,000 "Mbahmu wis pindah." "Oh!" 413 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,875 Nalika nesu, sampeyan gludhug 414 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:28,625 "Oh! Sampeyan bakal mbayar blunder sing!" 415 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:32,250 Lan nalika pikirane jero, "oh" sampeyan dawa! 416 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:35,625 "Ohhhhhhhh! Aku weruh!" 417 00:35:36,125 --> 00:35:38,916 Nalika sampeyan krungu tembung kasebut, sampeyan kudu nonton ekspresi kasebut 418 00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:41,000 kanggo entuk makna sejatine 419 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:45,458 Iku torture! Butuh 6 jam lengkap kanggo sinau basa Hindi 420 00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:48,541 Basa wutuh ing 6 jam? 421 00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:51,583 Ora ana sing nglilani aku nyekel tangan 422 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,875 Pungkasane, ana wong wadon sing apik banget ngutangi tangane 423 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:57,875 Aku nyekel lan nransfer basa dheweke menyang sistemku 424 00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:02,791 Man, ora ana watesan kanggo whoppers Panjenengan! 425 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:05,583 Apa tangan sampeyan kabel USB, 426 00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:09,541 sing nransfer file antarane komputer? 427 00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:13,333 Lan sandhanganmu? Apa jins sing luntur uga dadi nesu ing planet sampeyan? 428 00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,208 Noooo! 429 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:21,000 Ing planet kita ora ana sing nganggo sandhangan. Ing kana kita pindhah gundhul 430 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,458 Kene, pisanan aku mikir 431 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:28,541 kulitmu beda karo kulitku 432 00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:30,916 Sawetara wis ndhelikake sparkly, 433 00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:34,583 sawetara jet ireng 434 00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:38,458 Sawetara kulit warni, sawetara putih 435 00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:44,541 Sawetara ndhelikake lengket-nyenyet, sawetara baggy 436 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:47,708 Banjur ing sawijining dina aku nemokake mobil 437 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:51,708 Mobil tarian 438 00:36:55,791 --> 00:37:00,916 Dina iku aku ngerti yen kulit kita padha 439 00:37:01,416 --> 00:37:04,916 nanging sampeyan ditutupi karo barang sing diarani fashion 440 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:14,041 'Radio Komersial' 441 00:37:14,541 --> 00:37:17,708 Saiki aku bisa mingle 442 00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:22,083 Nanging aku dipoyoki 443 00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:26,750 Deleng kene - setengah lanang, setengah wadon! 444 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:28,458 Alon-alon aku entuk 445 00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:32,166 Ana wong - fashion lan wadon - fashion 446 00:37:32,666 --> 00:37:33,750 Ana fashion dina ... 447 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:35,875 .. lan wengi fashion 448 00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:37,083 Busana olahraga... 449 00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:41,875 .. lan porsi fashion 450 00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:45,875 Kanthi sandhangan, aku nemokake sawetara foto 451 00:37:58,666 --> 00:38:04,458 Aku kenek - foto iki tegese slamet 452 00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:07,416 Sampeyan bisa ngganti panganan 453 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:11,416 Dadi aku nggawe portofolio foto-foto wong tuwa iki 454 00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:30,458 Apa iki? 455 00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:37,083 Iki kanggo apa? 456 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:42,833 Napa sampeyan menehi kula sampah iki? 457 00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,458 Bener! Saiki kita ngomong! 458 00:38:45,958 --> 00:38:48,083 Lha piye 459 00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:52,958 Aku entuk: foto iki duweni regane mung siji jinis kertas 460 00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:59,250 Ing kertas liyane, iku ora ana gunane 461 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:02,916 Kanggo dhuwit lan sandhangan, mobil nari kasedhiya 462 00:39:03,416 --> 00:39:07,875 Dheweke dadi bankku, dheweke dadi tukang jahit! 463 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:10,458 Sepisan, aku entuk klambi magnet kaya ngono 464 00:39:10,958 --> 00:39:13,416 sing ora ana foto sing dibutuhake 465 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,833 Panganan ditarik menyang aku 466 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:19,916 Kanggo sampeyan, Pak 467 00:39:20,416 --> 00:39:24,000 Saiki, kanggo nemokake remot, aku kudu sinau basa planet iki 468 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:27,708 Tanpa iku, saben tugas iku nyoba 469 00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:29,458 Kaya marang wong lanang iki 470 00:39:29,958 --> 00:39:33,458 ana cacat ing fashion kang 471 00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:44,875 Aku felt aku wis ngrusak fashion kang 472 00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:48,875 Mula aku sijine maneh ing panggonane 473 00:40:10,791 --> 00:40:14,291 [Pengumuman Radio] 474 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,791 Ketemu dheweke ing dalan 475 00:40:21,291 --> 00:40:23,583 Sawetara scumbag nabrak dheweke lan bolted 476 00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:26,916 Katon cukup oke, 477 00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:29,791 nanging ora nanggapi 478 00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:32,541 Apa kupinge diarani dina? 479 00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:34,875 Apa sampeyan budheg? 480 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:38,916 Bisa krungu, nanging ora ngomong 481 00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:41,458 Katon ing kahanan kaget 482 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:45,458 Kelangan memori, aku wedi 483 00:40:55,708 --> 00:41:00,541 Inget bajingan sing nabrak sampeyan? 484 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,916 Elingi plat nomer? 485 00:41:04,416 --> 00:41:07,916 Kelingan apa wae? 486 00:41:36,041 --> 00:41:39,958 Ayo kancaku. Ayo karo aku 487 00:41:40,458 --> 00:41:46,208 Dadi tamuku nganti sampeyan entuk memori maneh 488 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,666 Terus mbanting sirahmu 489 00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:54,250 Siji ketukan njupuk memori sampeyan, liyane bisa nggawa maneh 490 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:55,833 Deleng ing film 491 00:41:56,333 --> 00:41:58,416 Kanggo ngerteni apa sing diomongake, 492 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:04,875 Aku kudu nyekel tangane lan nransfer basane 493 00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:08,250 Hey! 494 00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:11,833 Kanthi mundhut memori pangertèn jender Panjenengan banjur kanggo tos? 495 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,750 Enteni sedhela... 496 00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:15,625 Waca iki - lisensi sandi 497 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:17,625 Jinis: lanang 498 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:18,625 Wong lanang... 499 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:22,916 bajingan, bajingan, bajingan 500 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:26,916 Kanggo mulih aku kudu nyekel tangane wong 501 00:42:44,541 --> 00:42:51,166 Iki rawuhe tamuku 502 00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:58,250 Ora bisa ngomong wong saka gal Seneng hits ing kabeh 503 00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:01,583 Iki rawuhe tamuku 504 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:05,125 Ora bisa ngomong wong saka gal Seneng hits ing kabeh 505 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:08,833 Omonganmu sing nggumun-nggumun yen ora diam, mesthi bakal mateni aku! 506 00:43:09,333 --> 00:43:12,458 Aja dadi scourge 507 00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:20,833 Iki teka cah lusty Tamu karo fad edan iki 508 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:24,833 Iki teka cah lusty Tamu karo fad edan iki 509 00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:09,125 Turis ing piranti tacky sampeyan saka cedhak utawa adoh 510 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:12,875 Saka Mumbai, Madrid utawa Madagaskar 511 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:16,208 Turis ing piranti tacky sampeyan saka cedhak utawa adoh 512 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:19,583 Saka Mumbai, Madrid utawa Madagaskar 513 00:44:20,083 --> 00:44:26,791 Sapa jenengmu ing sekolah Apa iku kutu buku utawa keren? 514 00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:33,833 Sapa jenengmu ing sekolah Apa iku kutu buku utawa keren? 515 00:44:34,333 --> 00:44:37,625 Apa kode pos saka panggonan sampeyan 516 00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:41,083 Apa sampeyan mandhap saka mega utawa sprout saka lemah 517 00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:44,875 Omonganmu sing nggumun-nggumun yen ora diam, mesthi bakal mateni aku! 518 00:44:45,375 --> 00:44:48,458 Aja dadi scourge 519 00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:57,458 Iki teka cah lusty Tamu karo fad edan iki 520 00:44:57,958 --> 00:45:06,125 Iki teka cah lusty Tamu karo fad edan iki 521 00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:13,250 Kelangan memori iki minangka berkah 522 00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:16,708 Kelangan memori iki minangka berkah 523 00:45:17,208 --> 00:45:20,250 Feuds lali tukang kredit ninggalake guess 524 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:22,000 Wong lanang sing ditresnani 525 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:23,916 Cad sing lugu 526 00:45:24,416 --> 00:45:27,750 Aja dadi scourge 527 00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:36,333 Iki teka cah lusty Tamu karo fad edan iki 528 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:45,291 Iki teka cah lusty Tamu karo fad edan iki 529 00:45:45,791 --> 00:45:48,916 Iki rawuhe tamuku 530 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:52,458 Hits ing kabeh 531 00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,875 Iki rawuhe tamuku 532 00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:59,875 Hits ing kabeh 533 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:19,833 Iki teka cah lusty Tamu karo fad edan iki 534 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,833 Kene teka cah lusty! 535 00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:23,250 Kene teka cah lusty! 536 00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:27,250 Iki teka cah lusty Tamu karo fad edan iki 537 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:39,125 Aku ngrasakake laramu, mas 538 00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:41,958 Nanging aja nganti nyekel tangan 539 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:45,958 Sampeyan bisa uga mungkasi ing amben, nanging paling kamungkinan amben rumah sakit 540 00:46:50,625 --> 00:46:54,125 Aja nyerah, aku ngerti papan kanggo sampeyan 541 00:47:06,416 --> 00:47:09,541 Tangan, sikil - nyekel apa wae 542 00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:11,666 Ora ana sing bakal bash sampeyan kene 543 00:47:12,166 --> 00:47:12,916 Ayo 544 00:47:13,416 --> 00:47:17,958 Apa tetanggan! Wong wadon sing sopan, ramah 545 00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:21,875 Kabeh padha nyekel tanganku, ngajak mulih 546 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:26,208 Ing kene aku ketemu wong wadon sing tenang lan lembut, Pepper 547 00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:30,208 Mrico, nggawa dheweke menyang suite bulan madu 548 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:21,250 Mrico lungguh sabar kabeh wengi 549 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:26,916 Kanggo lengkap 6 jam, aku nransfer file basa dheweke 550 00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:30,916 ABC - XYZ, aku nggambar kabeh 551 00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:46,833 Pisanan?... Kaput sadurunge sampeyan miwiti? 552 00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:56,458 ya wis! 553 00:48:56,958 --> 00:49:00,458 Kowe saka ngendi? 554 00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:05,208 Adoh, adoh 555 00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:08,583 Saka desa sing ora keprungu 556 00:49:09,083 --> 00:49:11,541 Nanging sampeyan ngomong lingo sandi! 557 00:49:12,041 --> 00:49:16,458 Amarga aku sinau saka sampeyan, Dhik 558 00:49:16,958 --> 00:49:22,458 Dhik! Sampeyan mikir iki biara? Metu! 559 00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:24,625 Bro! 560 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:27,208 Bro, tangi! 561 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:29,541 Bro, tangi! 562 00:49:30,041 --> 00:49:31,750 Bro! 563 00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:33,208 Sampeyan lagi ngomong! 564 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:36,125 Bro, aku butuh bantuanmu 565 00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:38,333 Pepper ngresiki tenggorokanmu! 566 00:49:38,833 --> 00:49:40,083 Bro, ayo karo aku cepet 567 00:49:40,583 --> 00:49:43,875 Memori lan nggawe duwe sambungan langsung! 568 00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:48,291 Nganyari docs: get lay, get well! 569 00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:50,916 Iki urgent, mas! 570 00:49:51,416 --> 00:49:54,916 Oke, ayo 571 00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:00,750 Mandheg... mandeg! 572 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:04,750 Mandheg, cak! 573 00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:09,375 Wong bodho ngrampok aku ing kene 574 00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:13,333 Aku butuh rantaiku, mas. Aku kudu njaluk maneh 575 00:50:13,833 --> 00:50:15,875 - Aji? - Iku larang regane! 576 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:18,875 Sing maling kudu wong lokal 577 00:50:19,375 --> 00:50:21,791 Nanging dheweke bakal ngedol rampokan ing Delhi 578 00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:26,416 Yen dheweke adol barang sing larang ing kene, dheweke bakal kejiret 579 00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:28,750 Banjur aku kudu lunga 580 00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:30,916 ngendi? 581 00:50:31,416 --> 00:50:34,916 Delhi 582 00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,250 - Petugas! - Ya? 583 00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:01,583 - Remote kontrolku dicolong. - Apa sampeyan mabuk? 584 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:04,958 Nyana pasukan polisi kanggo trek remot TV? 585 00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:08,875 - Iku dudu remot TV! - Banjur? 586 00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:12,208 Ora bisa ngomong. Nanging kaya ranté 587 00:51:12,708 --> 00:51:13,958 larang tenan 588 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:17,625 - Ing endi dicolong? - Ing Mandawa 589 00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:22,041 Lan sampeyan lagi nggoleki ing Delhi, sampeyan bodho? 590 00:51:22,541 --> 00:51:23,916 Maling teka ing Delhi 591 00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:26,041 - Dadi? - Dadi ngendi maling? 592 00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:29,166 Blockhead! Kutha iki 15 yuta 593 00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:35,666 Polisi iku manungsa, dudu Gusti Allah 594 00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:40,291 Mung Gusti Allah sing bisa nulungi kowé 595 00:51:40,791 --> 00:51:46,041 Pasrah marang Gusti, sampeyan bakal sukses 596 00:51:46,541 --> 00:51:50,708 Mung Gusti Allah sing ngerti 597 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:55,333 Takon Gusti, dudu aku! 598 00:51:55,833 --> 00:51:59,125 Percaya marang Gusti Allah, anakku 599 00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:05,166 Sapa iki Gusti Allah? Kabeh ngomong mung Panjenengane sing bisa nulungi 600 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:08,541 Apa aku weruh nyebul pikiranku 601 00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:12,791 Wong bumi wis ngerti sapa sing nggawe dheweke! 602 00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:17,333 Sing nitahake urip karo dheweke. Dheweke duwe jutaan omah 603 00:52:17,833 --> 00:52:24,166 Wong bumi nggawa masalahe marang Panjenengane, sing ditanggulangi kanthi biaya cilik 604 00:52:24,666 --> 00:52:28,125 Planetku ora duwe fasilitas kaya ngono 605 00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:35,000 Aku ora ngandel! Dadi mutusake kanggo nyoba 606 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:37,083 Mung siji Gusti Allah 607 00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:40,958 sing endi? Rs 20, 100, 500? 608 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:44,458 Apa bedane? Ing Rs 20 lan Rs 500 siji? 609 00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:46,833 Mung ukuran. Yen ora ngono 610 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:51,208 Rs 20 Gusti Allah padha efisien? 611 00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:55,208 Oke, menehi Rs 15! Ora kurang 612 00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:11,833 Gusti, aku keluwen. Mangga njaluk kula sawetara pangan 613 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:26,083 Aku lunga pisang 614 00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:30,125 Gusti Allah tenan makarya! Saiki aku bisa mulih 615 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:33,458 Ya Allah, remote aku dicolong 616 00:53:33,958 --> 00:53:37,458 Mangga golek. Aku arep mulih 617 00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:54,791 Batre Gusti Allah mati. Digarap sepisan, banjur kaput 618 00:53:55,291 --> 00:53:55,875 Maksude piye? 619 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:58,208 Tancepake baterei anyar. Endi? 620 00:53:58,708 --> 00:54:01,791 - Ora perlu baterei. - Banjur apa iku mati? 621 00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:06,416 - Cacat produksi? - Aku ora nggawe barang cacat 622 00:54:06,916 --> 00:54:11,833 - Sampeyan nggawe Gusti Allah iki? - Mesthi! Kanthi tanganku dhewe 623 00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:14,833 Sampeyan nggawe Gusti Allah, utawa Gusti Allah nggawe sampeyan? 624 00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:20,333 Dheweke nggawe kita kabeh - Aku mung nggawe reca-reca 625 00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:22,333 Kenapa patung? 626 00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:26,666 Kanggo nyembah marang Panjenengane. Kanggo nywarake masalah kita 627 00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:31,833 Apa ana pemancar ing njero? Kepiye carane Panjenengane bisa ngrungokake kita? 628 00:54:32,333 --> 00:54:36,625 Gusti Allah ora butuh pemancar. Dheweke krungu langsung 629 00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:39,833 Langsung? Terus kenapa patung? 630 00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:43,291 Ana apa karo dheweke? 631 00:54:43,791 --> 00:54:47,875 Pengin ngrusak bisnisku? Apa masalah sampeyan? 632 00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:50,000 Remoteku dicolong, Pak 633 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:53,833 Aku njaluk marang Gusti Allah. Nanging Panjenengané ora mangsuli 634 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:55,875 - Apa sampeyan mabuk? - Maksude? 635 00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:59,083 Sampeyan overloading Gusti Allah iki ukuran pint 636 00:54:59,583 --> 00:55:01,875 Sikile sing gatel ora bisa ngoyak maling 637 00:55:02,375 --> 00:55:05,458 Ngganggu Gusti Allah sing gedhe ing njero candhi 638 00:55:05,958 --> 00:55:07,875 Dheweke bakal mlayu cepet 639 00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:11,708 Nawakake dheweke klapa lan dhuwit - Dheweke bakal ngirim 640 00:55:12,208 --> 00:55:15,708 Iki bakal dadi Rs 200 641 00:55:19,458 --> 00:55:23,708 Wong bumi ngenteni karo ragad kanggo ngrampungake karyane 642 00:55:24,208 --> 00:55:26,666 Full 2 jam mengko aku njaluk janjian 643 00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:29,708 Gusti, 644 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:35,000 tolong balikin remote aku 645 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,416 - Ana ngendi? - Ngalih! 646 00:55:37,916 --> 00:55:39,625 Ngenteni, Dheweke ora ngirim barang-barangku 647 00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:43,916 Dheweke ora ngirim! Delengen, aku mbayar ragad 648 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:46,041 - Karya sampeyan bakal rampung. - Nanging nalika? 649 00:55:46,541 --> 00:55:48,666 Ora bisa ngomong kapan, nanging bakal rampung 650 00:55:49,166 --> 00:55:51,583 - Ngalih. - Nanging nalika aku bakal njaluk iku? 651 00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:53,166 Aja ngalangi baris, scram! 652 00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:56,041 Yen aku scram, wong liya bisa njaluk 653 00:55:56,541 --> 00:55:57,041 Apa sampeyan mabuk? 654 00:55:57,416 --> 00:56:00,875 Bu, mangga! Ing endi aku bakal njupuk barang-barangku? 655 00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:02,875 Ing rumah sakit jiwa! 656 00:56:03,375 --> 00:56:06,875 opo? Awis kene, kirim ing rumah sakit jiwa! 657 00:56:07,375 --> 00:56:09,250 - Uncalan wong metu! - OK, menehi kula resi 658 00:56:09,750 --> 00:56:10,250 Metu! 659 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,583 Tanpa kuitansi, kepiye carane ngaku kirimanku? 660 00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:15,916 Metu! 661 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:17,291 Tapi remote aku? 662 00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:21,291 ninggalake! 663 00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:29,541 Aku ora nemokake sepatuku 664 00:56:30,041 --> 00:56:33,083 Ana sing njupuk. Saiki sampeyan milih 665 00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:37,083 Rotasi rutin ing candhi 666 00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:53,458 Dheweke njupuk pembayaran, ora ngirim 667 00:56:58,375 --> 00:56:59,291 Sapa jenenge? 668 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,750 - Padha nelpon Gusti Allah - jeneng nyata? 669 00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:04,875 Ora ngerti 670 00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:06,791 Ing ngendi dheweke manggon? 671 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,125 Ing candhi mau 672 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:12,916 - Sampeyan nyerahke dhuwit? - Ora Sijine ing kothak Kang 673 00:57:13,416 --> 00:57:15,666 - Ngandika dheweke bakal nindakake proyek? - Dheweke ora ngomong apa-apa 674 00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,416 Apa dheweke bisu? 675 00:57:17,916 --> 00:57:19,625 Mbok... Mbok 676 00:57:20,125 --> 00:57:22,875 Oh... 677 00:57:23,375 --> 00:57:26,875 Nerangake dheweke 678 00:57:28,208 --> 00:57:31,541 Ditto 679 00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:34,916 Nanging bab sing luwih gedhe 680 00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:38,083 Cedhak... 681 00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:40,250 Apa sampeyan mabuk? 682 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:43,125 ya wis. Kepiye sampeyan kabeh ngerti? 683 00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:46,875 Mikir aku jackass? 20 taun polisi! 684 00:57:47,375 --> 00:57:50,916 Sapa sing mabuk sapa sing ora bisa dakcritakake kanthi cepet 685 00:57:51,416 --> 00:57:55,458 Frisk dheweke 686 00:57:55,958 --> 00:57:59,333 Ayo kula ndeleng 687 00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:01,875 Dr D'Mello... 688 00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:06,916 Dok, kok nganti lali imanmu? 689 00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:11,333 Mistook candhi kanggo pasamuwan! Arep gawe kerusuhan? 690 00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:17,791 Menyang gereja. Marang Gusti Allahmu 691 00:58:18,291 --> 00:58:21,791 Gereja? 692 00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:09,708 Metu saka kene 693 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,916 Barangku! Remote aku! 694 00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:16,458 Gusti Allah disalib kanggo dosamu. Wong sing ora matur nuwun! 695 00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:20,875 disalib! kapan? 696 00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:24,791 2.000 taun kepungkur. Kanggo dosamu! 697 00:59:25,291 --> 00:59:29,666 Apa sing tak lakoni? Aku mung tekan kene 698 00:59:30,166 --> 00:59:31,833 - Apa sampeyan mabuk? - Ya! 699 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:35,208 Gusti Allah mirsani sampeyan. tumindak 700 00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:37,041 ngendi? 701 00:59:37,541 --> 00:59:39,166 Endi Gusti Allah? 702 00:59:39,666 --> 00:59:40,583 Apa sing ana ing cangkir? 703 00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:42,250 anggur 704 00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:46,916 anggur! Saiki aku entuk! 705 00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:49,875 Gusti wis bosen karo banyu klapa 706 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:53,875 Saiki Dheweke luwih milih anggur. Nanging anggur larang 707 00:59:54,375 --> 00:59:57,541 Dadi aku kudu ngumpulake dhuwit 708 00:59:58,041 --> 01:00:02,291 Aku entuk sawetara saka mobil nari, sawetara saka wong lanang 709 01:00:02,791 --> 01:00:05,458 sing saben dina nggawa semangkuk dole 710 01:00:05,958 --> 01:00:09,458 Sampeyan bisa mbatalake miturut kabutuhan 711 01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:24,875 [Pengumuman Radio] 712 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:31,083 Pak, wonten griyanipun Gusti? 713 01:00:31,583 --> 01:00:33,250 Ing kono 714 01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:37,250 Pandhita, keparenga kula ngunjuk wonten ing dalemipun Gusti 715 01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:53,583 Utawa tuduhna panggonan sing ora ana Gusti Allah 716 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:56,458 mandeg! opo iku? 717 01:00:56,958 --> 01:00:58,833 Anggur, kanggo Gusti Allah 718 01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:02,833 Where is Panjenenganipun? 719 01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:43,416 Wong wadon iki katon sedhih banget 720 01:01:43,916 --> 01:01:46,541 Kanggo ngerti sebabe, aku nyekel tangane 721 01:01:47,041 --> 01:01:49,125 Nggebug randha, lech! 722 01:01:49,625 --> 01:01:51,333 randha? Carane sampeyan ngerti? 723 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:55,333 Apa sampeyan ora weruh dheweke nganggo klambi putih? 724 01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:06,583 Apa kabeh apik? 725 01:02:07,083 --> 01:02:09,791 Kabeh apik. 726 01:02:10,291 --> 01:02:13,041 santai wae. mesem. 727 01:02:13,541 --> 01:02:15,666 Ngapunten bojomu seda 728 01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:17,333 - Apa? - Kapan? 729 01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:20,458 Kepiye carane aku ngerti? Sampeyan nganggo klambi putih 730 01:02:20,958 --> 01:02:22,458 Pengantin nganggo putih! 731 01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,458 Ora, randha nganggo putih 732 01:02:25,958 --> 01:02:26,916 Randha nganggo ireng, bodho! 733 01:02:27,416 --> 01:02:30,916 Saiki aja gawe stres. lungaa! 734 01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:42,916 Kabeh telu ilang bojomu? 735 01:02:43,416 --> 01:02:46,833 Aku urip kowe bodho! Pengin ngentut? 736 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:48,958 Sawise akeh whacks, aku sinau 737 01:02:49,458 --> 01:02:52,625 ora ana siji-sijia Gusti Allah. Ana akeh Dewa 738 01:02:53,125 --> 01:02:55,416 Saben wong duwe aturan dhewe 739 01:02:55,916 --> 01:02:58,291 Saben Gusti Allah wis ngambang Company dhewe 740 01:02:58,791 --> 01:03:00,791 Padha disebut agama 741 01:03:01,291 --> 01:03:04,083 Saben Perusahaan duwe agen dhewe 742 01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:09,458 Kabeh Earthlings kagungane sawetara agama 743 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:14,708 lan mung manut marang Gusti Allah agama mau 744 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:18,916 Apa agamaku, sapa Gustiku? 745 01:03:19,416 --> 01:03:22,916 Kanggo nemokake remot aku kudu ngerti Gusti Allahku 746 01:03:37,958 --> 01:03:39,666 Apa sing sampeyan tindakake? 747 01:03:40,166 --> 01:03:41,458 Ing endi label? 748 01:03:41,958 --> 01:03:43,875 Label apa? 749 01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:46,291 Label Agama 750 01:03:46,791 --> 01:03:49,583 Kepiye sampeyan ngerti perusahaan endi dheweke? 751 01:03:50,083 --> 01:03:52,666 Ing endi Gusti Allah menehi label? 752 01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:56,666 Keamanan! 753 01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:04,416 Nemokake agamaku angel 754 01:04:04,916 --> 01:04:09,541 Mula aku mutusaké kanggo nyembah kabèh Gusti Allah 755 01:04:10,041 --> 01:04:13,375 Salah sijine yaiku Gusti Allahku, sing bakal nulungi aku 756 01:04:13,875 --> 01:04:20,125 Sampeyan sing ngatur jagad sing dakrungu 757 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:26,291 Rungokna panjalukku Omahku ngajak aku 758 01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:33,041 Gusti ngendi sampeyan 759 01:04:33,541 --> 01:04:40,333 Dakkandhani ngendi sampeyan 760 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:46,916 Sampeyan nuntun bali menyang waras Wong-wong sing wis kesasar dalan 761 01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:53,458 Aku uga wis kesasar Tuntuna aku uga, aku ndedonga 762 01:04:53,958 --> 01:04:59,958 Gusti ngendi sampeyan 763 01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:03,958 Dakkandhani ngendi sampeyan 764 01:05:33,958 --> 01:05:36,916 Punapa kawula badhe nyembah Paduka wonten ing pura 765 01:05:37,416 --> 01:05:40,333 Ing masjid, imanku daktuduhake 766 01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:47,083 Utawi maring gurudwara keparenga kula tindak 767 01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:53,750 Candhi lan gréja, aku katon nang endi wae 768 01:05:54,250 --> 01:06:00,666 Pangarep-arepku saiki, wis dadi putus asa 769 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:07,250 Pangarep-arepku saiki, wis dadi putus asa 770 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:11,250 Pangarep-arepku saiki, wis dadi putus asa 771 01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:24,458 Ora ana ritual siji Apa aku tau flout 772 01:06:24,958 --> 01:06:30,666 Kaya yuta watara aku ngirim tanpa mangu 773 01:06:31,166 --> 01:06:37,333 Gusti ngendi sampeyan 774 01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:41,333 Dakkandhani ngendi sampeyan 775 01:07:11,416 --> 01:07:17,791 Sampeyan duwe akeh jeneng Lan akeh pasuryan uga 776 01:07:18,291 --> 01:07:24,458 Kawula sampun lumampah ing saben-saben margi ingkang tumuju dhateng Paduka 777 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:31,083 Ing kuil aku ora nemokake sampeyan 778 01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:37,875 Apa maneh sing kudu daklakoni Kanggo nemokake sampeyan menehi pitunjuk 779 01:07:38,375 --> 01:07:44,791 Apa maneh sing kudu daklakoni Kanggo nemokake sampeyan menehi pitunjuk 780 01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:48,791 Apa maneh sing kudu daklakoni Kanggo nemokake sampeyan menehi pitunjuk 781 01:07:55,500 --> 01:08:01,916 Aku wuta tindakake lan Kanthi reverence bandha 782 01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:08,125 Saben whim lan apik Panjenengan Ing luwih saka cukup ukuran 783 01:08:08,625 --> 01:08:14,875 Gusti ngendi sampeyan 784 01:08:15,375 --> 01:08:21,541 Dakkandhani ngendi sampeyan 785 01:08:22,041 --> 01:08:28,208 Gusti ngendi sampeyan 786 01:08:28,707 --> 01:08:32,207 Dakkandhani ngendi sampeyan 787 01:08:44,332 --> 01:08:48,625 Gusti - Aku kabeh bingung 788 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:54,916 Apa salahku? Napa swaraku ora bisa tekan sampeyan? 789 01:08:55,416 --> 01:08:57,875 Ngerti kahananku 790 01:08:58,375 --> 01:09:00,541 Menehi pituduh 791 01:09:01,041 --> 01:09:04,541 Mangga 792 01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:07,666 Apa aku bakal ngomong karo sampeyan karo tangan genggaman, 793 01:09:08,166 --> 01:09:14,958 utawa ing dhengkul mbengkongaken, sirah menyang lemah? 794 01:09:15,457 --> 01:09:17,582 Apa aku nggugah sampeyan nganggo lonceng candhi? 795 01:09:18,082 --> 01:09:20,625 Utawa nelpon ing loudspeaker? 796 01:09:21,125 --> 01:09:26,541 Geeta, Quran, Kitab Suci - apa sing dakwaca? 797 01:09:27,041 --> 01:09:31,041 Manajer sampeyan beda-beda ngomongake perkara sing beda 798 01:09:31,541 --> 01:09:36,041 Sawetara ngeyel pasa dina Senin, liyane nggusah dina Selasa 799 01:09:36,541 --> 01:09:41,791 Sawetara nglarang panganan sawise srengenge srengenge, sawetara sawise srengenge munggah 800 01:09:42,291 --> 01:09:46,250 Ana sing ngomong, nyembah sapi. Liyane ngomong mateni dheweke 801 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:52,250 Ana sing ngirim aku tanpa alas kaki menyang bait, ana sing nganggo sepatu menyang greja 802 01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:55,291 Apa sing bener, apa sing salah 803 01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:59,458 Aku ora ngerti 804 01:09:59,957 --> 01:10:04,332 Aku ing breaking point 805 01:10:04,832 --> 01:10:07,290 Aku arep mulih 806 01:10:07,791 --> 01:10:11,708 Aku bakal nindakake apa wae sing dikarepake. Nggawa aku mulih 807 01:10:12,207 --> 01:10:14,957 Mangga 808 01:10:15,457 --> 01:10:17,915 Ngomong soko 809 01:10:18,416 --> 01:10:20,625 Paling ora siji saka sampeyan ... 810 01:10:21,125 --> 01:10:23,166 .. menehi kula sawetara jawaban 811 01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:26,625 Mangga 812 01:10:27,125 --> 01:10:29,750 Mangga 813 01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:33,750 Mangga 814 01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:46,625 Ilang: Gusti 815 01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:56,250 Ilang: Gusti 816 01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:07,000 Ilang: Gusti 817 01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:41,041 Kok wong kunci? 818 01:11:41,541 --> 01:11:43,666 Aku entuk dina iki 819 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:45,125 Bukak! Iku entriku! 820 01:11:45,625 --> 01:11:47,541 Dewa Siwa, sing mateni dosa 821 01:11:48,041 --> 01:11:49,416 sing ora wedi 822 01:11:49,916 --> 01:11:51,875 Keamanan! Sapa kowe? 823 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:54,666 Apa sampeyan ora ngerteni aku? 824 01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:58,125 Aku Tipsy! 825 01:11:58,625 --> 01:12:00,666 Ing endi keamanan? 826 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:05,916 Apa aku nindakake kanggo boozards ing jamban? 827 01:12:06,416 --> 01:12:08,250 Mbukak kunci lawang sing saiki! 828 01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:10,000 Remote aku dulu! 829 01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:13,791 - Remote apa? - Saka spaceship sandi 830 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:14,958 Angkasa... kapal? 831 01:12:15,457 --> 01:12:18,875 Kelangan memori? Kanggo kaping zillionth, 832 01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:21,791 Aku ora saka kene. Aku saka planet sing adoh 833 01:12:22,291 --> 01:12:23,166 Scooch! 834 01:12:23,666 --> 01:12:27,416 Wenehi remote aku, lan aku mulih. Ngerti? 835 01:12:27,916 --> 01:12:30,750 Kakang nglilani aku. Aku duwe bocah cilik ing omah 836 01:12:31,250 --> 01:12:33,375 Aku ngerti! Sampeyan rama loro Dewa 837 01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:36,041 Loro-lorone wis abad. Padha bisa ing ngarep piyambak 838 01:12:36,541 --> 01:12:39,750 Wiwitane remotku, banjur reuni keluargamu 839 01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:41,332 Duh Gusti, tulungi aku... 840 01:12:41,832 --> 01:12:43,040 Apa ana Gusti Allah ing ndhuwur sampeyan? 841 01:12:43,541 --> 01:12:44,583 Gusti Siwa, tulung 842 01:12:45,082 --> 01:12:48,250 ngendi? 843 01:12:48,750 --> 01:12:52,041 Saiki nampilake tarian Siwa, sing ora wedi 844 01:12:52,541 --> 01:12:53,166 Tulung! 845 01:12:53,666 --> 01:12:56,708 Tulung! 846 01:12:57,207 --> 01:13:00,707 Tulung! 847 01:13:05,207 --> 01:13:08,415 Tulung! 848 01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:12,416 Tulung! 849 01:13:28,750 --> 01:13:32,250 Salam Dewa Siwa 850 01:13:49,041 --> 01:13:52,916 Salam Dewa Siwa 851 01:13:53,416 --> 01:13:58,958 Aku semedi ing puncak gunung Himalaya sing salju 852 01:13:59,457 --> 01:14:02,415 nalika, dumadakan - cahya! 853 01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:05,416 Cahya sing padhang! 854 01:14:05,916 --> 01:14:11,458 Iku teka saka manik lying ing salju 855 01:14:11,957 --> 01:14:16,040 Aku nutup mripatku lan nyuwun marang Gusti Allah 856 01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:19,291 Sabanjure, aku disambungake 857 01:14:19,791 --> 01:14:22,250 Aku kandha, "Dhuh Allah, mugi Paduka paringi pepadhang," 858 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,625 Apa obyek ajaib iki, 859 01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:28,457 sing anget malah ing kadhemen nresep iki? 860 01:14:28,957 --> 01:14:29,875 Gusti Allah ngandika, 861 01:14:30,375 --> 01:14:34,832 iku manik gaib saka kalung Dewa Siwa 862 01:14:35,332 --> 01:14:40,790 Njupuk lan enshrine ing candhi agung 863 01:14:41,291 --> 01:14:50,875 Sighting manik iki bakal nambani kabeh kasangsaran 864 01:14:51,375 --> 01:14:53,625 Apa sampeyan siap kanggo ndeleng? 865 01:14:54,125 --> 01:14:57,625 Manik gaib saka kalung Dewa Siwa! 866 01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:05,250 Salam Dewa Siwa 867 01:15:05,750 --> 01:15:09,250 Salam Dewa Siwa 868 01:15:18,916 --> 01:15:21,208 Salam Dewa Siwa 869 01:15:21,707 --> 01:15:23,540 Salam Dewa Siwa 870 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:28,333 mandeg. Ayo dheweke liwat. Dheweke kaget karo pemandangan 871 01:15:28,332 --> 01:15:30,750 Ayo. - Salam Dewa Siwa 872 01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:34,125 Ora ana bocah. Ayo mrene 873 01:15:34,625 --> 01:15:36,125 Ekspresikan ekstasi sampeyan 874 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:38,666 Salam Dewa Siwa 875 01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:42,583 Salam Dewa Siwa 876 01:15:43,082 --> 01:15:45,000 Dhuh Gusti, panjenengan wonten pundi? Mangga metu, 877 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:48,457 Aku arep matur nuwun 878 01:15:48,957 --> 01:15:50,540 Dheweke nang kene 879 01:15:51,041 --> 01:15:52,250 Aku ketemu Panjenenganipun ing jamban 880 01:15:52,750 --> 01:15:55,207 Aku takon kanggo properti lan Panjenenganipun bolted 881 01:15:55,707 --> 01:15:57,375 Aku panginten Panjenenganipun vamoosed 882 01:15:57,875 --> 01:16:01,207 Nanging ora! Dheweke nuntun aku menyang propertiku 883 01:16:01,707 --> 01:16:04,582 Salam Dewa Siwa 884 01:16:05,082 --> 01:16:06,875 Iki dudu manik Dewa Siwa 885 01:16:07,375 --> 01:16:09,875 Iku propertiku, salah dikirim menyang sampeyan 886 01:16:10,375 --> 01:16:12,125 Manik sampeyan uga kudu salah dikirim 887 01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:18,916 Takon marang Gusti Allah, Panjenengane ana ing kene. Ya Allah, maju terus, jelaske 888 01:16:19,416 --> 01:16:23,875 Oalah, aku bakal njupuk propertiku 889 01:16:24,375 --> 01:16:28,875 Iku mine! Napa sampeyan mandheg? 890 01:16:29,375 --> 01:16:32,875 Salam Dewa Siwa 891 01:16:45,957 --> 01:16:55,875 Wong lelungan saka impen, dudu wong sing nyembah utawa ora percaya.. 892 01:16:56,375 --> 01:17:05,875 Dhuh Gusti, mugi karsaa ngendika kula.. 893 01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:11,207 Kepriye kahananmu iki, 894 01:17:11,707 --> 01:17:15,790 Bawa mulih, kancaku.. 895 01:17:16,291 --> 01:17:19,791 atiku golek perlindungan.. 896 01:17:32,957 --> 01:17:40,332 Wiwit kapan sampeyan ngrasa sampeyan saka planet liya? 897 01:17:40,832 --> 01:17:47,457 Rungokno. Sampeyan kudu ndeleng psikiater 898 01:17:47,957 --> 01:17:51,457 Wektu munggah! Rs 500 bisa tuku mung wektu kunjara iki 899 01:17:58,957 --> 01:18:01,125 Iki kertuku 900 01:18:01,625 --> 01:18:05,707 nomerku ono. Aku bakal njaluk sampeyan janjian yen sampeyan pengin 901 01:18:06,207 --> 01:18:09,457 Bebas bae kanggo nelpon. Oke? 902 01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:13,290 Ati-ati 903 01:18:13,791 --> 01:18:16,958 Matur nuwun petugas Pandey 904 01:18:17,457 --> 01:18:22,165 Sampeyan ora percaya critaku? 905 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:26,916 Banjur bali menyang asu suicidal, Nikku 906 01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:30,916 Kuwi crita kanggo sampeyan 907 01:18:36,625 --> 01:18:40,625 Aku kudu bali kanggo 2 menit 908 01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:44,207 Mungkasi entri iki - metu 909 01:18:44,707 --> 01:18:49,165 Liyane Rs 500, iku kabeh sampeyan 910 01:18:49,666 --> 01:18:53,166 Nalika aku nyebut Nikku, asu lampus? 911 01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,083 Sampeyan ora 912 01:18:55,582 --> 01:18:57,457 Dadi kepiye sampeyan ngerti? 913 01:18:57,957 --> 01:19:03,250 Nalika sampeyan nyekel tanganku, aku maca pikirane 914 01:19:03,750 --> 01:19:05,082 Sampeyan mikir: crita iki wis mati 915 01:19:05,582 --> 01:19:06,875 Aku kudu manggon karo crita Nikku 916 01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:09,916 Aja ngapusi! Aku mesthi wis kasebut 917 01:19:10,416 --> 01:19:13,541 Aku ora bisa ngapusi. Ngapusi butuh basa 918 01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:18,083 Ing planet kita kita nyekel tangan, maca pikiran 919 01:19:18,582 --> 01:19:19,625 - Menehi tangan sampeyan. - Ora bisa 920 01:19:20,125 --> 01:19:22,082 - Coba... - Tulung aku, Nak 921 01:19:22,582 --> 01:19:27,707 Bojoku lara. Rumah sakit pengin simpenan Rs 10.000 922 01:19:28,207 --> 01:19:31,915 Aku kurang Rs 500. Yen sampeyan bisa mbantu ... 923 01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:34,750 Aku bakal menehi sampeyan 924 01:19:35,250 --> 01:19:35,750 kene 925 01:19:36,082 --> 01:19:38,415 Menehi alamat sampeyan. Aku bakal kurir cek 926 01:19:38,916 --> 01:19:41,875 Kurir ora bisa tekan omahku. Mangga tetep 927 01:19:42,375 --> 01:19:44,291 matur nuwun 928 01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:46,041 Pak... 929 01:19:46,541 --> 01:19:51,250 Punika Rs liyane 100. Kanggo tip 930 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:54,457 rahayu 931 01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:58,707 Dikonfirmasi. Sampeyan ora maca pikiran 932 01:19:59,207 --> 01:20:03,957 Sampeyan kena conned. Ora ana rumah sakit ing kene 933 01:20:04,457 --> 01:20:05,457 Aku ngerti! 934 01:20:05,957 --> 01:20:08,415 Dheweke menehi bojone nedha bengi bintang lima 935 01:20:08,916 --> 01:20:10,625 Iki ulang tahun sing kaping 75 936 01:20:11,125 --> 01:20:13,625 Dheweke durung nate menyang papan sing mewah 937 01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:16,582 Dheweke wis nabung saka pensiune pirang-pirang wulan 938 01:20:17,082 --> 01:20:20,000 Dheweke pesen es krim lan anggarane dadi kaput 939 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:22,957 Kanthi alesan toilet, dheweke mlayu metu kanggo sawetara dhuwit 940 01:20:23,457 --> 01:20:25,625 Benang liyane! 941 01:20:26,125 --> 01:20:29,832 Ing planet kita, kita ora ngapusi 942 01:20:30,332 --> 01:20:33,832 Oalah, terserah sampeyan 943 01:21:32,457 --> 01:21:33,665 - Kene. - Matur nuwun Pak 944 01:21:34,166 --> 01:21:36,541 Sedhela. Tip dheweke 945 01:21:37,041 --> 01:21:41,208 Apa maneh - iki ulang tahun sampeyan! 946 01:21:41,707 --> 01:21:45,207 matur nuwun 947 01:22:11,582 --> 01:22:15,082 Alamat: Reruntuhan sumur 948 01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:42,875 Aku ngomong sampeyan. Ing planetku, kita ora ngapusi 949 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:46,875 Muga-muga sampeyan ora ngandhani sapa wae ... 950 01:22:52,582 --> 01:22:54,457 .. sing sampeyan alien? 951 01:22:54,957 --> 01:22:56,040 Ora bisa! 952 01:22:56,541 --> 01:23:02,458 Dheweke bakal ngunci aku ing laboratorium, lan nyuwek aku kanggo riset! 953 01:23:02,957 --> 01:23:06,832 Kok kowe ngomong karo aku? 954 01:23:07,332 --> 01:23:08,540 Wiwit aku mlaku ing planet iki 955 01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:11,875 kabeh wong wis njupuk dhuwit saka aku 956 01:23:12,375 --> 01:23:15,916 Sampeyan sing pisanan nyerahake aku - mbuwang Rs 5.000 ing kothak 957 01:23:16,416 --> 01:23:19,916 Aku panginten sampeyan endhog apik. Aku bisa dipercaya sampeyan 958 01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:26,666 Aku bakal njaluk bali maneh, Tipsy 959 01:23:27,166 --> 01:23:28,458 kepriye? 960 01:23:28,957 --> 01:23:32,915 Aku durung ngerti, nanging sampeyan bakal bali menyang omah 961 01:23:33,416 --> 01:23:36,916 Kuwi janjiku 962 01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:15,750 Apa sampeyan goggling ing? 963 01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:17,707 Sampeyan 964 01:24:18,207 --> 01:24:21,207 Alien ora mampir saben dina 965 01:24:21,707 --> 01:24:28,207 Saben uwong ing planet sampeyan duwe kuping sing kelet? 966 01:24:28,707 --> 01:24:29,207 Ya, uga 967 01:24:29,707 --> 01:24:35,000 Lan padha roam watara wuda? Apa ora aneh? 968 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:38,875 Gagak iku wuda - apa dheweke katon aneh? 969 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:44,166 Yen dheweke nganggo dasi, dheweke bakal katon aneh 970 01:24:44,666 --> 01:24:47,875 Tipsy, aku turu sewengi ... 971 01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:51,916 .. mikir carane njaluk remot bali 972 01:24:52,416 --> 01:24:52,916 Halo 973 01:24:53,332 --> 01:24:56,082 Sambungake menyang Balbir Singh. Kamar No. 4 974 01:24:56,582 --> 01:24:57,750 salah nomer 975 01:24:58,250 --> 01:24:59,791 Iki dudu Rumah Sakit Fortis? 976 01:25:00,291 --> 01:25:02,708 Wiwit wingi sampeyan salah nelpon nomer iki 977 01:25:03,207 --> 01:25:07,875 mokal! Aku ora bisa salah saben wektu! 978 01:25:08,375 --> 01:25:11,875 Dadi carane njaluk remote? 979 01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:16,708 Sambungake menyang Balbir Singh. Kamar No. 4 980 01:25:17,207 --> 01:25:19,875 Nuwun sewu, Pak. Sampeyan wis nelpon kasep 981 01:25:20,375 --> 01:25:22,082 Balbir tilar donya esuk iki 982 01:25:22,582 --> 01:25:26,625 Huh! Kepiye operasi tumpukan bisa nyebabake fatal? 983 01:25:27,125 --> 01:25:29,457 Isin, nanging aja kuwatir 984 01:25:29,957 --> 01:25:31,707 Sertifikat Pati bakal ujar serangan jantung 985 01:25:32,207 --> 01:25:34,040 supaya kulawarga nyimpen pasuryan 986 01:25:34,541 --> 01:25:36,458 - Ayo kanggo awak. - Ing dalan 987 01:25:36,957 --> 01:25:40,457 Oke, bye 988 01:25:41,625 --> 01:25:42,875 Kok ngomong ngono? 989 01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:44,457 Doling metu bungah 990 01:25:44,957 --> 01:25:48,665 Nalika dheweke nemokake kancane urip, bayangake kabungahane! 991 01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:49,750 Apa! 992 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:54,457 Aku lara saka telpon. Dadi aku main prank 993 01:25:54,957 --> 01:25:58,457 - Prank? - Tipsy, aku mung guyon! 994 01:26:07,750 --> 01:26:08,375 Aku entuk! 995 01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:10,791 Ana sing dolanan prank 996 01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:13,541 Nalika Kang Suci nelpon Gusti Allah, 997 01:26:14,041 --> 01:26:16,958 ngelus-elus sirahe, 'Gusti, paringi pencerahan', 998 01:26:17,457 --> 01:26:19,875 telpone arep salah nomer 999 01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:22,750 Ana wong sing main pranks 1000 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:28,332 Gusti sing sejati ora bakal ngarani remotku manik 1001 01:26:28,832 --> 01:26:35,125 Katon saluran telpon kanggo Gusti Allah wis kaput 1002 01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:38,041 Kabeh telpon menyang Gusti Allah bakal salah nomer! 1003 01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:39,041 Kaya ing? 1004 01:26:39,125 --> 01:26:44,207 Coba pikirake - apa Gusti Allah sing sejati bakal menehi solusi sing aneh? 1005 01:26:44,707 --> 01:26:48,457 Kaya - teka muter aku, banjur aku bakal nulungi sampeyan! 1006 01:26:48,957 --> 01:26:51,125 Apa kita dudu putrane Gusti Allah? 1007 01:26:51,625 --> 01:26:56,916 Apa bapak bakal nggawe anak-anake njaluk bantuan? 1008 01:26:57,416 --> 01:27:02,708 Bapakmu tau ngomong - bocah, pengin klambi anyar? Mulai muter! 1009 01:27:03,207 --> 01:27:07,750 Prank liyane - adusi aku karo susu sapi! Banteng apa! 1010 01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:13,957 Lan yen telpon kasebut menyang Gusti Allah sing sejati, apa sing bakal dikandhakake? 1011 01:27:14,457 --> 01:27:18,957 Dheweke bakal ujar - mayuta-yuta anakku keluwen ing dalan 1012 01:27:19,457 --> 01:27:22,582 Menehi susu. Aja menehi kula padusan laktosa 1013 01:27:23,082 --> 01:27:27,082 Aku yakin ana wong sing dolanan pranks, kaya sing sampeyan lakoni 1014 01:27:27,582 --> 01:27:29,875 Tipsy panginten Kang Suci korban pranks 1015 01:27:30,375 --> 01:27:32,000 Aku ora mbusak kebingungane 1016 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:35,041 amarga ide edan ana ing sirahku 1017 01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:40,083 Gagasan sing bakal bali maneh saka remot Tipsy 1018 01:27:40,582 --> 01:27:41,665 Sapa iki Tipsy? 1019 01:27:42,166 --> 01:27:43,875 Iku misteri 1020 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:47,041 Nanging cara dheweke ndeleng jagad iki unik 1021 01:27:47,541 --> 01:27:50,541 - Kaya ing? - Yen dheweke weruh sampeyan ngrokok, 1022 01:27:51,041 --> 01:27:53,541 dheweke bakal nelpon polisi kanggo ngomong sampeyan nyoba nglalu 1023 01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:54,541 Kenging punapa? 1024 01:27:54,582 --> 01:27:58,625 Pack ngandika 'Smoking Kills' durung sampeyan puff adoh 1025 01:27:59,125 --> 01:28:02,332 Dadi apa ide gedhe? 1026 01:28:02,832 --> 01:28:04,082 Adhep-adhepan 1027 01:28:04,582 --> 01:28:07,290 Antarane Tipsy lan Kang Suci. 1028 01:28:07,791 --> 01:28:10,541 Kita bakal njupuk pasuryan-off menyang TV 1029 01:28:11,041 --> 01:28:12,166 Rating bakal liwat atap! 1030 01:28:12,666 --> 01:28:13,666 Jagg.. 1031 01:28:14,166 --> 01:28:16,875 Aku duwe telung tandha trident ing bokong tengen 1032 01:28:17,375 --> 01:28:19,916 Sampeyan pengin telu liyane ing sisih kiwa kanggo imbangan? 1033 01:28:20,416 --> 01:28:21,125 Aja kuwatir 1034 01:28:21,625 --> 01:28:26,332 Tipsy ora bakal nglawan Kang Suci nanging nerangake kanthi lembut, yen ... 1035 01:28:26,832 --> 01:28:29,957 .. angger-angger marang Gusti iku arep salah nomer 1036 01:28:30,457 --> 01:28:33,332 Kang Suci bakal stumped 1037 01:28:33,832 --> 01:28:35,875 Cherry! 1038 01:28:36,375 --> 01:28:38,416 Tipsy kene. Cukup ketemu dheweke 1039 01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:41,333 Aku yakin pitakone bakal mbingungake sampeyan 1040 01:28:41,832 --> 01:28:45,332 Percaya aku. Mangga! 1041 01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:55,332 Ngapunten, sampeyan ngeculake iki 1042 01:28:55,832 --> 01:28:59,332 Oh, matur nuwun 1043 01:29:01,207 --> 01:29:03,915 Kuwi dudu duwekku 1044 01:29:04,416 --> 01:29:08,000 Kondom Kamasutra, rasa strawberry 1045 01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:11,207 Aku sengit stroberi, wong. Takon wong-wong iki 1046 01:29:11,707 --> 01:29:16,000 Iku dudu mine. Buzzed! 1047 01:29:16,500 --> 01:29:18,416 - Bu, sampeyan? - Kok wani! 1048 01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:23,750 - Priksa dompet sampeyan yen ilang. - Cad ora isin! 1049 01:29:24,250 --> 01:29:26,416 - Kudu dadi duwekmu. - Ora, ora mine 1050 01:29:26,916 --> 01:29:28,875 Tipsy, iku kang 1051 01:29:29,375 --> 01:29:32,875 Takon marang kabeh sing pengin ngerti babagan. Ayo mlebu 1052 01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:40,041 Apa iki? 1053 01:29:40,541 --> 01:29:41,875 Iku kondom 1054 01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:47,207 - Apa sing ditindakake? - Ngontrol populasi donya 1055 01:29:47,707 --> 01:29:48,750 kepriye? 1056 01:29:49,250 --> 01:29:55,457 Sampeyan kudu nyandhang nalika jinis 1057 01:29:55,957 --> 01:29:58,707 Kepiye carane nganggo sampeyan ngontrol populasi donya? 1058 01:29:59,207 --> 01:30:02,082 Ora mung aku ... mayuta-yuta nganggo 1059 01:30:02,582 --> 01:30:04,665 Kabeh padha nyilih saka sampeyan? 1060 01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:06,541 Saben uwong duwe 1061 01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:10,583 - Aku duwe pitakonan - Go on Tipsy, njupuk 1062 01:30:11,082 --> 01:30:15,000 Yen dhuwit tiba, kabeh mlayu 1063 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:20,791 Yen kondom tiba, kabeh mlayu saka iku. Kenging punapa? 1064 01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:23,625 Jinis iku prakara banget pribadi 1065 01:30:24,125 --> 01:30:24,625 Kenging punapa? 1066 01:30:25,125 --> 01:30:28,832 Sampeyan ora ngandhani kabeh kutha - aku lagi jinis dina iki 1067 01:30:29,332 --> 01:30:33,790 Nanging, banjur ing pesta pernikahan, karo kembang api lan band musik 1068 01:30:34,291 --> 01:30:37,791 kok padha ngandhani kabeh kutha - Aku lagi jinis dina iki? 1069 01:30:41,332 --> 01:30:42,750 Ana apa? 1070 01:30:43,250 --> 01:30:48,750 Aku ora duwe jawaban kanggo sampeyan nanging aku duwe proyek kanggo sampeyan 1071 01:30:49,250 --> 01:30:51,500 Matur nuwun! 1072 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:56,957 Ayo ngalahake sadurunge dheweke ngganti pikirane 1073 01:30:57,457 --> 01:30:59,582 Lindungi bokong suci Paduka, Paduka 1074 01:31:00,082 --> 01:31:03,582 Tridentku lagi mlaku 1075 01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:08,916 Ing papan iki Kang Suci nyambungake para pangabekti marang Gusti Allah 1076 01:31:09,416 --> 01:31:11,291 kanggo solusi kanggo kasusahan sing 1077 01:31:11,791 --> 01:31:14,291 Rungokake kanthi teliti marang telpon 1078 01:31:14,791 --> 01:31:21,041 Yen sampeyan mikir telpon bakal salah nomer, menehi tandha 1079 01:31:21,541 --> 01:31:24,708 - Apa sing njaluk kula remote? - Sawise dheweke ngerti ... 1080 01:31:25,207 --> 01:31:29,332 .. crita manik iku prank dheweke bakal bali remote Panjenengan 1081 01:31:29,832 --> 01:31:33,790 Rencana apik. Ayo budal 1082 01:31:34,291 --> 01:31:36,875 Mbangun omah kanggo wong iku tumindak suci 1083 01:31:37,375 --> 01:31:41,916 Mbangun omah kanggo Gusti Allah iku tumindak paling suci 1084 01:31:42,416 --> 01:31:44,875 Dadi nyumbang kanggo candhi 1085 01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:48,541 Lan weruh kasusahanmu mlayu 1086 01:31:49,041 --> 01:31:53,083 Anak, swarane kasusahanmu 1087 01:31:53,582 --> 01:31:55,125 Paduka ingkang suci, 1088 01:31:55,625 --> 01:31:58,000 bojoku wis nem sasi lumpuh 1089 01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:03,250 Dokter wis nyerah. Apa aku kudu ... 1090 01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:05,582 Gusti Allah 1091 01:32:06,082 --> 01:32:09,582 Enlighten kula 1092 01:32:14,541 --> 01:32:18,041 ya wis... 1093 01:32:19,250 --> 01:32:22,750 Panggonan apa? 1094 01:32:26,207 --> 01:32:29,707 transportasi apa? 1095 01:32:30,791 --> 01:32:34,291 Karepmu iku dhawuhe 1096 01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:38,000 Apa sampeyan wis krungu babagan gletser Rathong? 1097 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:39,791 Ora 1098 01:32:40,291 --> 01:32:44,833 Iku ing Himalaya. Njupuk sepur menyang Silliguri 1099 01:32:45,332 --> 01:32:48,415 banjur bis menyang Gangtok 1100 01:32:48,916 --> 01:32:53,625 banjur trek wolung dina 1101 01:32:54,125 --> 01:32:59,082 Sampeyan bakal tekan candhi gedhe 1102 01:32:59,582 --> 01:33:02,332 Ndedonga ing kana, masalah sampeyan bakal rampung 1103 01:33:02,832 --> 01:33:05,250 Salah Nomer! Iki Nomer Salah! 1104 01:33:05,750 --> 01:33:07,291 - Apa? - Salah Nomer 1105 01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:13,333 Kang Suci, line telpon kanggo Gusti Allah wis kaput 1106 01:33:13,832 --> 01:33:15,790 Telpon sampeyan bakal salah nomer 1107 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:19,708 lan Gusti Allah palsu main pranks 1108 01:33:20,207 --> 01:33:23,250 Apa sampeyan nyoba ngomong? 1109 01:33:23,750 --> 01:33:26,707 Aku bakal nerangake. Apa kita dudu putrane Gusti Allah? 1110 01:33:27,207 --> 01:33:27,915 Ya, dadi? 1111 01:33:28,416 --> 01:33:32,083 Ngomong anak sampeyan lagi macet lan marani sampeyan 1112 01:33:32,582 --> 01:33:34,957 Sampeyan bakal bantuan sakcepete, utawa bakal ngomong 1113 01:33:35,457 --> 01:33:38,332 kiddo, Aku duwe omah liyane 2.000 mil adoh 1114 01:33:38,832 --> 01:33:41,707 Ayo mrana, marang kula masalah padha maneh 1115 01:33:42,207 --> 01:33:44,457 Banjur aku bakal ngrampungake. Banteng apa! 1116 01:33:44,957 --> 01:33:50,082 Yen telpon menyang Gusti Allah nyata, Panjenengané bakal ngandika: Anak, cenderung kanggo bojomu lara, 1117 01:33:50,582 --> 01:33:52,750 ojo ngoyak aku 1118 01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:55,832 sakwise mati kowe bakal marani aku 1119 01:33:56,332 --> 01:33:59,832 wenehi wektu sampeyan saiki. bener? 1120 01:34:04,332 --> 01:34:06,415 Aku bisa mbuktekaken iku prank 1121 01:34:06,916 --> 01:34:10,000 Telpon Gusti Allah palsu iki maneh lan takon 1122 01:34:10,500 --> 01:34:12,666 Apa jaminan dheweke bakal waras 1123 01:34:13,166 --> 01:34:17,041 Pak, nganti sampeyan bisa nulis, aja ninggalake dheweke 1124 01:34:17,541 --> 01:34:20,916 Mung nelpon, lan mbusak kabeh keraguan 1125 01:34:21,416 --> 01:34:25,416 Iku wektu kanggo kasepen suci Kang Suci 1126 01:34:25,916 --> 01:34:37,791 Puji syukur konjuk ing ngarsaning Allah 1127 01:34:38,291 --> 01:34:41,791 Gusti Allah palsu iki ngliwati propertiku minangka manik suci 1128 01:34:48,082 --> 01:34:50,625 Dheweke dudu Gusti Allah. Dheweke iku penipuan 1129 01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:52,875 Dheweke iku FRAUD 1130 01:34:53,375 --> 01:34:57,207 Gusti Allah ora ngomong karo kita manungsa 1131 01:34:57,707 --> 01:35:01,290 Dheweke komunikasi liwat manajer 1132 01:35:01,791 --> 01:35:06,208 - Tipsy wis wungu pitakonan amba. - Apa? 1133 01:35:06,707 --> 01:35:09,500 Apa Gusti Allah tenan ngomong karo manajer? 1134 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:10,500 Ora 1135 01:35:10,957 --> 01:35:14,915 Dadi saka ngendi prentah kanggo kita? 1136 01:35:15,416 --> 01:35:18,750 - Saka Nomer Salah! - Dadi apa sing kudu ditindakake masarakat? 1137 01:35:19,250 --> 01:35:22,666 Nganti saluran telpon tetep, aja gumantung marang manajer Gusti Allah 1138 01:35:23,166 --> 01:35:25,958 Saling tulung tinulung ing wektu kangelan 1139 01:35:26,457 --> 01:35:33,040 Tip apik saka Tipsy: Aja ngandelake manajer Gusti Allah 1140 01:35:33,541 --> 01:35:38,041 Saling ngendelake 1141 01:35:38,541 --> 01:35:43,250 Salam Dewa Siwa 1142 01:35:43,750 --> 01:35:47,916 Tipsy ngomong aja gawe candi, manik iku duweke 1143 01:35:48,416 --> 01:35:52,458 Apa ing kanthong sampeyan? 1144 01:35:52,957 --> 01:35:55,582 - Apa sampeyan ngrokok? - Ya 1145 01:35:56,082 --> 01:35:59,832 - Sampeyan ngombe alkohol? - Kadhangkala 1146 01:36:00,332 --> 01:36:03,165 Sampeyan ngrokok rokok, ngombe alkohol 1147 01:36:03,666 --> 01:36:07,500 senadyan ngerti efek fatal 1148 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,207 Pamrentah ngidini racun kasebut, 1149 01:36:10,707 --> 01:36:15,540 pabrik nggawe, toko adol 1150 01:36:16,041 --> 01:36:18,041 Ora ana sing takon iki 1151 01:36:18,541 --> 01:36:25,708 Nanging ing tanah suci iki Gusti Ram lan Kresna 1152 01:36:26,207 --> 01:36:29,125 yen aku arep mbangun candhi 1153 01:36:29,625 --> 01:36:31,791 kok pitakonan iki? 1154 01:36:32,291 --> 01:36:39,583 Apa ora takon wong sing nyoba ngempet candhi iki? 1155 01:36:40,082 --> 01:36:41,707 Sapa iki Tipsy? 1156 01:36:42,207 --> 01:36:45,082 Sapa jeneng asline? 1157 01:36:45,582 --> 01:36:49,875 Kenapa dheweke ndhelikake? Apa dheweke Muslim? 1158 01:36:50,375 --> 01:36:54,291 Yen sampeyan kudu takon, takon Tipsy 1159 01:36:54,791 --> 01:36:56,333 apa agamane? 1160 01:36:56,832 --> 01:37:03,332 Golek agamane, golek imane 1161 01:37:03,832 --> 01:37:07,250 Abad kepungkur, Mohammad saka Ghazni 1162 01:37:07,750 --> 01:37:09,916 teka lan ngrusak kuil-kuil kita 1163 01:37:10,416 --> 01:37:14,541 Dina iki penjajah liyane pengin mbaleni sejarah 1164 01:37:15,041 --> 01:37:18,541 Nanging kita ora bakal ngidini ... 1165 01:37:43,082 --> 01:37:47,250 Gusti Allahmu takon agamaku. Ayo takon marang dheweke ... 1166 01:37:47,750 --> 01:37:49,875 .. agamane wong-wong iki 1167 01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:54,207 - Omong kosong apa? - Telpon marang Gusti Allah! 1168 01:37:54,707 --> 01:37:59,040 Yagene ngganggu Gusti? Aku bakal ngandhani sampeyan 1169 01:37:59,541 --> 01:38:01,166 Iki wong Hindu. Dheweke Kristen ... 1170 01:38:01,666 --> 01:38:03,166 .. Sikh, Jain lan... 1171 01:38:03,666 --> 01:38:07,625 .. sing siji iku agamamu 1172 01:38:08,125 --> 01:38:10,791 Enlighten wong 1173 01:38:11,291 --> 01:38:14,541 Halo. Aku Sikh 1174 01:38:15,041 --> 01:38:18,083 salam. Aku Muslim 1175 01:38:18,582 --> 01:38:20,250 Aku Jain 1176 01:38:20,750 --> 01:38:23,291 Hai, aku Kristen 1177 01:38:23,791 --> 01:38:26,958 Hello! Aku Hindu 1178 01:38:27,457 --> 01:38:28,832 Bamboozled! 1179 01:38:29,332 --> 01:38:32,750 Aku ngganti jubahe. Entuk? 1180 01:38:33,250 --> 01:38:34,750 Iman disambungake menyang fashion 1181 01:38:35,250 --> 01:38:38,582 Pengin demo? Priksa math 1182 01:38:39,082 --> 01:38:41,625 Sorban kumis jenggot = Sikh 1183 01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:44,666 Minus sorban = Hindu 1184 01:38:45,166 --> 01:38:48,375 Minus kumis = Muslim! 1185 01:38:48,875 --> 01:38:51,875 Bedane iki digawe dening Gusti Allah palsu 1186 01:38:52,375 --> 01:38:54,250 Yen Gusti Allah nyata kepengin, dheweke bakal menehi label marang kita 1187 01:38:54,750 --> 01:38:57,332 - Apa ana label ing awak sampeyan? - Kula? 1188 01:38:57,832 --> 01:39:00,790 Aja gape, copot lan priksa! 1189 01:39:01,291 --> 01:39:03,208 Kok dadi coy? 1190 01:39:03,707 --> 01:39:08,457 Strip kabeh, nuduhake Kang Suci. Apa ana label? 1191 01:39:08,957 --> 01:39:14,750 Cut coyness. Oke, aku ndhisiki 1192 01:39:15,250 --> 01:39:18,666 Waca kasunyatan gundhul 1193 01:39:19,166 --> 01:39:22,583 Apa ana label? 1194 01:39:23,082 --> 01:39:26,040 ora ana apa-apa! Sampeyan ndeleng! 1195 01:39:26,541 --> 01:39:28,166 Priksa liyane ... 1196 01:39:28,666 --> 01:39:31,000 Mbusak bajingan iki 1197 01:39:31,500 --> 01:39:33,916 Hey! Aku mbuktekaken titik 1198 01:39:34,416 --> 01:39:36,250 Miwiti chants! 1199 01:39:36,750 --> 01:39:38,791 Puji syukur konjuk ing ngarsaning Allah 1200 01:39:39,291 --> 01:39:42,791 Iku dudu manik ilahi 1201 01:39:51,082 --> 01:39:52,875 Jaggu! 1202 01:39:53,375 --> 01:39:54,666 Mungkasi guyonan iki! 1203 01:39:55,166 --> 01:39:57,916 Papa! 1204 01:39:58,416 --> 01:40:02,291 Sampeyan kabeh wis 40 dina, nalika Kang Suci mbaptis sampeyan 1205 01:40:02,791 --> 01:40:06,708 Elinga, wong sing menehi jeneng sampeyan uga bisa ngrusak 1206 01:40:07,207 --> 01:40:09,290 Dheweke jenenge Jagat Janani 1207 01:40:09,791 --> 01:40:11,041 Kepiye carane bisa ngrusak luwih lanjut? 1208 01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:14,291 Sampeyan! Jeneng rega sampeyan 1209 01:40:14,791 --> 01:40:15,291 Papa! 1210 01:40:15,707 --> 01:40:18,165 Nyoba kanggo medeni Kang Suci kanggo extort dhuwit 1211 01:40:18,666 --> 01:40:19,166 Ora, ora 1212 01:40:19,582 --> 01:40:23,082 Sampeyan bakal diobong ing Neraka! Wedi bebendune Gusti Allah! 1213 01:40:29,500 --> 01:40:32,416 Matur nuwun Papa! matur nuwun 1214 01:40:32,916 --> 01:40:36,291 Aku mung ngrampungake setengah teka-teki. Sampeyan pieced bebarengan 1215 01:40:36,791 --> 01:40:38,250 Wedi iku kuncine 1216 01:40:38,750 --> 01:40:44,375 Wong prankster awis ing wedi. Entuk? 1217 01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:46,750 Ora persis, nanging sampeyan bisa nerangake kanggo Papa? 1218 01:40:47,250 --> 01:40:51,750 Sampeyan nang! Aku bisa mbuktekake. Tindakake aku 1219 01:40:52,250 --> 01:40:54,332 Aku ora duwe wektu kanggo omong kosong iki 1220 01:40:54,832 --> 01:40:58,332 Yen dadi omong kosong, aku bakal mbatalake acara kasebut 1221 01:41:11,666 --> 01:41:15,708 Ujian ing perguruan tinggi iki. Para siswa wedi kaku 1222 01:41:16,207 --> 01:41:22,540 Saiki, kita bakal nggawe bisnis kita - Pabrik Wedi 1223 01:41:23,041 --> 01:41:26,541 Ayo 1224 01:41:32,375 --> 01:41:35,875 Mesin dipasang 1225 01:41:39,791 --> 01:41:43,291 Modal winih sithik 1226 01:41:46,541 --> 01:41:50,041 Saiki peresmian 1227 01:41:59,250 --> 01:42:02,750 Cukup nonton! Modal pindho ing 15 menit 1228 01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:12,957 Delengen kono 1229 01:42:13,457 --> 01:42:15,375 Pelanggan pisanan! 1230 01:42:15,875 --> 01:42:17,875 Teh... teh panas 1231 01:42:18,375 --> 01:42:21,750 Priksa investasi vendor teh 1232 01:42:22,250 --> 01:42:25,166 Ketel, teh, gula, sepeda, termos 1233 01:42:25,666 --> 01:42:29,083 Lan ing kene - watu lan tandha abang 1234 01:42:29,582 --> 01:42:31,165 Teh panas lan panas ... 1235 01:42:31,666 --> 01:42:33,625 Ing kana, sampeyan kudu ngrayu klien 1236 01:42:34,125 --> 01:42:36,582 Kene sampeyan ngusir wong-wong mau 1237 01:42:37,082 --> 01:42:43,415 Hei, scram. Menehi wong liya kesempatan 1238 01:42:43,916 --> 01:42:46,041 Ing kana sampeyan sujud ing ngarepe pelanggan 1239 01:42:46,541 --> 01:42:50,750 Ing kene pelanggan sujud ing ngarep sampeyan 1240 01:42:51,250 --> 01:42:56,041 Yen ana masalah sing jero, dheweke dadi horisontal 1241 01:42:56,541 --> 01:43:00,750 Wong Salah Nomer dagang ing wedi 1242 01:43:01,250 --> 01:43:04,500 Dheweke ngerti - sing wedi marang kepala candhi 1243 01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:08,875 Sampeyan uga katon wedi! Mati karo iki... 1244 01:43:09,375 --> 01:43:11,916 Aja takon agama 1245 01:43:12,416 --> 01:43:14,291 Iku bab iman! 1246 01:43:14,791 --> 01:43:17,125 Yen Gusti Allah ora pengin kita mundhakaken pitakonan 1247 01:43:17,625 --> 01:43:21,500 Dheweke ora bakal menehi kekuwatan kanggo nalar 1248 01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:25,541 Wali agama nggunakake kekerasan nalika ora bisa mangsuli kita 1249 01:43:26,041 --> 01:43:29,833 Padha ajrih kita menyang kasepen. Nanging saiki kita ora bakal meneng 1250 01:43:30,332 --> 01:43:34,915 Supaya adoh siji Tipsy wungu pitakonan. Saiki bakal ana sewu 1251 01:43:35,416 --> 01:43:37,833 Kanca-kanca, angkat telpon 1252 01:43:38,332 --> 01:43:43,290 Yen sampeyan nemokake nomer sing salah, tembak lan kirimake menyang kita 1253 01:43:43,791 --> 01:43:45,708 Kita bakal nyelehake ing TV 1254 01:43:46,207 --> 01:43:49,707 Mbuwang rasa wedi, takon 1255 01:43:57,957 --> 01:43:59,750 Kang Suci! 1256 01:44:00,250 --> 01:44:01,166 Siji pitakonan 1257 01:44:01,666 --> 01:44:03,750 Yen sampeyan bisa conjure emas saka hawa tipis 1258 01:44:04,250 --> 01:44:06,750 kenging menapa boten panjenengan mungkasi kamlarataning bangsa? 1259 01:44:07,250 --> 01:44:09,500 Jawab mangga 1260 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:10,500 Kang Suci! 1261 01:44:10,957 --> 01:44:17,957 Amarga sampeyan minangka tambang emas sing mlaku, kenapa njaluk sumbangan? 1262 01:44:18,457 --> 01:44:20,500 Gusti Allah iku gedhe! 1263 01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:22,875 Iki Nomer Salah 1264 01:44:23,375 --> 01:44:27,457 - Jaggu... ayo karo aku - Cherry menehi kula wayahe 1265 01:44:27,957 --> 01:44:30,625 Ayo karo aku 1266 01:44:31,125 --> 01:44:33,166 Gagasan Nomer Salah minangka nesu nasional 1267 01:44:33,666 --> 01:44:35,916 - Apa! - Iku nyebar kaya geni alam bébas 1268 01:44:36,416 --> 01:44:39,916 Ayo, delengen! 1269 01:44:42,916 --> 01:44:44,916 Guru ngandika - kanggo nampa proyek, Feed sapi 1270 01:44:45,416 --> 01:44:48,750 Apa sapi iki dadi agen tenaga kerja? 1271 01:44:49,250 --> 01:44:52,582 Utawa ngirim CV ing Monster.com? Salah Nomer 1272 01:44:53,082 --> 01:44:54,332 Nonton iki! 1273 01:44:54,832 --> 01:44:57,207 Panjenenganipun ngandika, Ngonversi menyang Kristen, utawa dikutuk 1274 01:44:57,707 --> 01:45:01,125 Yen Gusti Allah kersa, aku bakal dadi Kristen nalika lair 1275 01:45:01,625 --> 01:45:04,957 Ngonversi saiki? Salah Nomer 1276 01:45:05,457 --> 01:45:07,040 Bocah-bocah wadon iki arep sekolah 1277 01:45:07,541 --> 01:45:10,416 A dictat anyar ngandika: matèni wong-wong mau yen padha nindakake 1278 01:45:10,916 --> 01:45:15,583 Apa Gusti Allah cilik banget, dheweke bakal nyingkirake kawruh anak? 1279 01:45:16,082 --> 01:45:17,915 Salah Nomer 1280 01:45:18,416 --> 01:45:21,666 Apa sing wis ditemtokake Gusti Allah kanggo sampeyan bakal kelakon 1281 01:45:22,166 --> 01:45:26,208 Dheweke duwe rencana induk kanggo Semesta 1282 01:45:26,707 --> 01:45:28,125 Tampa 1283 01:45:28,625 --> 01:45:33,000 Murid-muridmu kandha: njaluk anak lanang, 1284 01:45:33,500 --> 01:45:37,666 tuku buku iki, lan ngucapake mantra 1285 01:45:38,166 --> 01:45:41,291 Dadi tuku buku Rs 10 1286 01:45:41,791 --> 01:45:45,291 lan dhadha rencana master Gusti Allah! 1287 01:45:53,832 --> 01:45:57,832 Tipsy! Acara sampeyan dadi hit! Pesen wis akeh 1288 01:45:58,332 --> 01:46:01,832 Kene siji maneh 1289 01:46:04,875 --> 01:46:06,666 Apa sing kedadeyan? 1290 01:46:07,166 --> 01:46:10,666 Iku Papa. Dheweke isin aku putri 1291 01:46:14,875 --> 01:46:17,957 Aku kelas sepuluh 1292 01:46:18,457 --> 01:46:21,457 nalika aku nulis geguritan pisanan 1293 01:46:21,957 --> 01:46:24,332 Kanggo Papa 1294 01:46:24,832 --> 01:46:30,750 Jarene Ibukku mirip. Aku ngomong bisa, 1295 01:46:31,250 --> 01:46:34,082 nanging aku cah wadon Daddy 1296 01:46:34,582 --> 01:46:37,125 Aku maca ing Dina Taunan 1297 01:46:37,625 --> 01:46:39,500 Kabeh wong tuwa keplok 1298 01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:44,750 nanging siji singsot karo bungah 1299 01:46:45,250 --> 01:46:49,875 Keplok rampung, siulan terus 1300 01:46:50,375 --> 01:46:51,791 Iku Papa 1301 01:46:52,291 --> 01:46:55,375 Dheweke bangga banget karo aku 1302 01:46:55,875 --> 01:47:00,457 Lan saiki pesen iki. Isin karo kowe 1303 01:47:00,957 --> 01:47:06,250 Ana Nomer Salah ing sirahe Papamu 1304 01:47:06,750 --> 01:47:12,832 Ing dina dheweke njaluk nyisihaken saka iku, dheweke bakal singsot kanggo sampeyan maneh 1305 01:47:13,332 --> 01:47:14,415 Ora bakal kelakon 1306 01:47:14,916 --> 01:47:17,666 Aja susah. Ayo karo aku 1307 01:47:18,166 --> 01:47:22,375 Ing planetku nalika wong sedhih, ngerti apa sing ditindakake? 1308 01:47:22,875 --> 01:47:24,082 opo? 1309 01:47:24,582 --> 01:47:26,915 Ngisi daya baterei! 1310 01:47:27,416 --> 01:47:30,916 - Apa! - Salin kula 1311 01:47:35,250 --> 01:47:38,750 Apa sing kita tindakake? 1312 01:47:43,541 --> 01:47:44,291 Tutup mripatmu! 1313 01:47:44,791 --> 01:47:45,875 Kepiye carane aku nyalin? 1314 01:47:46,375 --> 01:47:49,875 bener. Tansah mbukak 1315 01:49:22,707 --> 01:49:25,457 Kanggo nyolong glances ing sampeyan kabeh dina 1316 01:49:25,957 --> 01:49:28,665 Kanggo ketegangan kanggo saben tembung sing sampeyan ucapake 1317 01:49:29,166 --> 01:49:31,833 Kanggo nyelehake saben tugas 1318 01:49:32,332 --> 01:49:34,957 Lan tindakake saben langkah sampeyan 1319 01:49:35,457 --> 01:49:38,082 Iku ora liya mung mbuwang wektu 1320 01:49:38,582 --> 01:49:41,415 Katresnan iku mbuwang wektu 1321 01:49:41,916 --> 01:49:44,208 Amore ora liya 1322 01:49:44,707 --> 01:49:47,832 Katresnan iku mbuwang wektu 1323 01:49:48,332 --> 01:49:51,000 Nanging pikiran lan atiku mekso 1324 01:49:51,500 --> 01:49:54,332 Sepisan ing urip iki paling ora 1325 01:49:54,832 --> 01:49:57,000 Aku kudu mbuwang wektu 1326 01:49:57,500 --> 01:50:00,291 Tanpa alesan utawa sajak 1327 01:50:00,791 --> 01:50:03,333 Aku pengin mbuwang wektu 1328 01:50:03,832 --> 01:50:07,332 Aku iki sampah wektu 1329 01:50:23,332 --> 01:50:29,290 A zillion peeps menyang pangilon 1330 01:50:29,791 --> 01:50:35,750 Sejuta kaping aku wis gaya rambutku 1331 01:50:36,250 --> 01:50:42,041 Sandhangan sing ora kaetung aku wis nyoba 1332 01:50:42,541 --> 01:50:48,375 Botol parfum sing dikosongake kanthi bakat 1333 01:50:48,875 --> 01:50:54,916 Klamben mung tak lakoni Ora ana gunane 1334 01:50:55,416 --> 01:50:58,208 Saiki aku ngerti 1335 01:50:58,707 --> 01:51:01,415 Katresnan iku mbuwang wektu 1336 01:51:01,916 --> 01:51:04,666 Nanging pikiran lan atiku mekso 1337 01:51:05,166 --> 01:51:07,916 Sepisan ing urip iki paling ora 1338 01:51:08,416 --> 01:51:10,708 Aku kudu mbuwang wektu 1339 01:51:11,207 --> 01:51:13,750 Tanpa alesan utawa sajak 1340 01:51:14,250 --> 01:51:17,041 Aku pengin mbuwang wektu 1341 01:51:17,541 --> 01:51:21,041 Aku iki sampah wektu 1342 01:51:56,416 --> 01:52:02,125 Donyaku wis dadi geger 1343 01:52:02,625 --> 01:52:08,541 Aku ora ngerti carane ngomong sampeyan 1344 01:52:09,041 --> 01:52:15,000 Aku mesem tanpa sajak utawa alesan 1345 01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:21,291 Apa sing kedadeyan aku ora ngerti 1346 01:52:21,791 --> 01:52:27,750 Pikiran mung pengin soar Lan saka rooftops bengok-bengok 1347 01:52:28,250 --> 01:52:34,166 Saiki aku ngerti Cinta iku mbuwang wektu 1348 01:52:34,666 --> 01:52:37,458 Nanging pikiran lan atiku mekso 1349 01:52:37,957 --> 01:52:40,665 Sepisan ing urip iki paling ora 1350 01:52:41,166 --> 01:52:43,791 Aku kudu mbuwang wektu 1351 01:52:44,291 --> 01:52:46,583 Tanpa alesan utawa sajak 1352 01:52:47,082 --> 01:52:49,790 Aku pengin mbuwang wektu 1353 01:52:50,291 --> 01:52:53,791 Aku iki sampah wektu 1354 01:53:33,291 --> 01:53:36,416 Kothak sumbangan entuk pitakon luwih akeh tinimbang awis 1355 01:53:36,916 --> 01:53:41,750 Peninggalanmu wis ora payu 1356 01:53:42,250 --> 01:53:46,957 Mayuta-yuta penyalahgunaan ing Facebook lan Twitter 1357 01:53:47,457 --> 01:53:51,082 - Mung limang? - Sing ndhukung 1358 01:53:51,582 --> 01:53:53,665 Penyalahgunaan ana ing kene 1359 01:53:54,166 --> 01:53:57,666 Wis wayahe tumindak, Pak. Nyingkiri masalah kasebut bisa mbebayani 1360 01:54:04,957 --> 01:54:06,332 Ilang: Gusti 1361 01:54:06,832 --> 01:54:08,457 Telpon Cherry Bajwa 1362 01:54:08,957 --> 01:54:12,375 Tipsy wis takon akeh pitakonan. Aku bakal takon dheweke mung siji 1363 01:54:12,875 --> 01:54:16,375 - Hey Jaggu - Apa sing kedadeyan? 1364 01:54:16,875 --> 01:54:19,666 Kang Suci kepengin rawuh ing acara. Kanggo debat karo Tipsy 1365 01:54:20,166 --> 01:54:23,000 - Tipsy bakal nyuwek dheweke! - Iku bakal dadi ibu saka acara! 1366 01:54:23,500 --> 01:54:26,166 Siapke Tipsy. Sijine promosi metu 1367 01:54:26,666 --> 01:54:32,166 'Pitakonan Akhir' Minggu 6:00 pm 1368 01:54:32,666 --> 01:54:37,000 Aja kantun, 'Pitakonan Akhir' Minggu 6:00 pm 1369 01:54:37,500 --> 01:54:41,916 Kancaku wis dadi bintang! Hey, dheweke dadi bintang rock 1370 01:54:42,416 --> 01:54:45,916 Bintang rock iki roaming bokong wuda 1371 01:54:46,416 --> 01:54:51,666 Aku nggawe dheweke dadi bintang. Wong lanang iku ing TV 1372 01:54:52,166 --> 01:54:58,125 lan aku - ing kutha shanty iki, gubuk ala iki 1373 01:54:58,625 --> 01:55:01,125 ngombe minuman keras karo jackass kaya sampeyan 1374 01:55:01,625 --> 01:55:05,125 Lintang kakiku! 1375 01:55:21,375 --> 01:55:23,750 Tipsy, sawetara Bhairon Singh kanggo sampeyan 1376 01:55:24,250 --> 01:55:24,875 Bhairon! 1377 01:55:25,375 --> 01:55:28,082 Njupuk baris sing 1378 01:55:28,582 --> 01:55:30,750 - Bro! - Sampeyan lanang lusty 1379 01:55:31,250 --> 01:55:32,791 Sampeyan lintang rock! 1380 01:55:33,291 --> 01:55:35,208 Bro, kowe nang endi? 1381 01:55:35,707 --> 01:55:38,540 Ing Mandawa. Teka ing Delhi sesuk 1382 01:55:39,041 --> 01:55:41,875 Kanthi hadiah kanggo sampeyan 1383 01:55:42,375 --> 01:55:46,375 Aku wis nangkep maling sing nyolong barang-barangmu 1384 01:55:46,875 --> 01:55:50,041 Dheweke didol kanthi rega 40 ewu 1385 01:55:50,541 --> 01:55:52,750 - Tebak kanggo sapa. - Sapa? 1386 01:55:53,250 --> 01:55:58,375 Kang Suci! 1387 01:55:58,875 --> 01:56:05,791 Gusti Allah ngandika: iku manik gaib saka kalung Dewa Siwa. Njupuk ... 1388 01:56:06,291 --> 01:56:11,583 .. lan dilebokake ing candhi agung. Ndelok manik iki... 1389 01:56:12,082 --> 01:56:14,332 hey, 1390 01:56:14,832 --> 01:56:16,915 apa kedaden? 1391 01:56:17,416 --> 01:56:20,833 Maling sing nyolong remoteku kecekel 1392 01:56:21,332 --> 01:56:22,625 Apa! tenan? 1393 01:56:23,125 --> 01:56:28,082 Kandhane Bro, maling mau didol marang Kang Maha Suci 1394 01:56:28,582 --> 01:56:30,540 Banjur Kang Suci wis rampung! 1395 01:56:31,041 --> 01:56:34,708 Kita bakal ngandhani - bali remot, 1396 01:56:35,207 --> 01:56:37,665 utawa maling ngandhani kabeh ing TV 1397 01:56:38,166 --> 01:56:44,041 Dadi dheweke ora nemokake remotku ing Himalaya! Dheweke ngapusi 1398 01:56:44,541 --> 01:56:48,666 Angka sing salah ora diapungake dening Gusti Allah palsu ... 1399 01:56:49,166 --> 01:56:53,333 .. nanging dening Kang Suci 1400 01:56:53,832 --> 01:56:56,000 Sampeyan ngerti iki Jaggu? 1401 01:56:56,500 --> 01:56:58,791 Elingi dina sing sampeyan sebutake Salah Nomer 1402 01:56:59,291 --> 01:57:03,875 Kabeh telpone arep salah nomer 1403 01:57:04,375 --> 01:57:08,750 Aku ngerti yen sampeyan ana ing dalan sing salah. Nanging aku tetep mbok 1404 01:57:09,250 --> 01:57:12,750 Yen sampeyan ngarani dheweke penipuan, wong bakal mateni sampeyan 1405 01:57:13,250 --> 01:57:15,000 Wong ngidam kanggo unik 1406 01:57:15,500 --> 01:57:16,916 Salah Nomer! 1407 01:57:17,416 --> 01:57:19,958 Konsep Wrong Number sampeyan unik 1408 01:57:20,457 --> 01:57:22,790 Dina iki jagad ndhukung sampeyan 1409 01:57:23,291 --> 01:57:26,791 Tipsy, rencanaku berhasil! Kowe arep mulih! 1410 01:57:32,500 --> 01:57:35,666 Sampeyan bakal mabur sesuk, kancaku 1411 01:57:36,166 --> 01:57:40,166 Duh... Ical 1412 01:57:40,666 --> 01:57:44,541 Kita ora bakal ketemu maneh 1413 01:57:45,041 --> 01:57:48,833 Bakal ana kekosongan kaya ngono 1414 01:57:49,332 --> 01:57:53,540 Aku bakal kangen banget karo kowe 1415 01:57:54,041 --> 01:57:57,541 Apa aku tetep bali? 1416 01:57:58,791 --> 01:58:01,666 Carane sampeyan bisa? 1417 01:58:02,166 --> 01:58:05,541 Prasaja, aku duwe gaweyan 1418 01:58:06,041 --> 01:58:09,000 Aku bakal njaluk sawetara ID digawe lan manggon kene 1419 01:58:09,500 --> 01:58:13,875 Aku bakal nemokake wong sing 'mbuang wektu' karo aku 1420 01:58:14,375 --> 01:58:16,666 Aku bakal omah-omah 1421 01:58:17,166 --> 01:58:19,750 - Sapa sing bakal nikah karo sampeyan! - Apa ora? 1422 01:58:20,250 --> 01:58:24,750 Bojomu bakal dadi gila ngenalake sampeyan - 1423 01:58:25,250 --> 01:58:29,625 Ketemu bojoku. Dheweke Tipsy! 1424 01:58:30,125 --> 01:58:32,875 Iku dudu jenengku! 1425 01:58:33,375 --> 01:58:36,832 - Tipsyyy! - Aku bakal njaluk jeneng asli 1426 01:58:37,332 --> 01:58:43,332 Apa sampeyan ora menehi saran siji? Jeneng sing sampeyan tresnani 1427 01:58:43,832 --> 01:58:49,207 Jeneng wong kudu cocog karo pribadine 1428 01:58:49,707 --> 01:58:51,125 Bener! 1429 01:58:51,625 --> 01:58:53,875 Dadi kepiye kepribadianku? 1430 01:58:54,375 --> 01:58:56,541 Aku bakal nerangake 1431 01:58:57,041 --> 01:59:01,041 Penyair pernah nulis ... 1432 01:59:01,541 --> 01:59:04,208 Ironi saka jeneng sing ora cocog ... 1433 01:59:04,707 --> 01:59:08,082 Aja puisi, please! Aku kudu ngomong 1434 01:59:08,582 --> 01:59:14,125 Sing ngomong 'Apa ing jeneng?' 1435 01:59:14,625 --> 01:59:18,875 Yen sampeyan ora entuk sing bener, apa sing lara 1436 01:59:19,375 --> 01:59:23,082 Pak Burns nyatane keren banget 1437 01:59:23,582 --> 01:59:27,415 Kanthi kekerasan mung Pak Perdamaian sing mrentah 1438 01:59:27,916 --> 01:59:34,000 Jenenge Pak Fox Nanging ora duwe buntut sing lebat 1439 01:59:34,500 --> 01:59:39,041 "Aku tresno karo kowe" 1440 01:59:39,541 --> 01:59:43,458 Siji ton bobote Pak Kembang 1441 01:59:43,957 --> 01:59:47,540 Ing ngarsane mung katon, kursi miskin iku cower 1442 01:59:48,041 --> 01:59:49,416 Apik banget ... apik banget 1443 01:59:49,916 --> 01:59:53,291 Mangkene akeh kertu kanthi jeneng sing beda-beda 1444 01:59:53,791 --> 01:59:56,958 Pilih sing disenengi 1445 01:59:57,457 --> 02:00:00,082 Danduram Thatte? 1446 02:00:00,582 --> 02:00:03,250 - Bencana! - Sabanjure! 1447 02:00:03,750 --> 02:00:05,416 Tutari Singh? 1448 02:00:05,916 --> 02:00:08,125 Phoey! 1449 02:00:08,625 --> 02:00:12,125 Sarfaraz 1450 02:00:14,582 --> 02:00:17,040 - Sarfaraz... - Apa kedaden? 1451 02:00:17,541 --> 02:00:21,041 Terus, golek jeneng sing apik 1452 02:00:23,707 --> 02:00:25,457 Ana apa? 1453 02:00:25,957 --> 02:00:29,457 ora ana apa-apa 1454 02:01:20,082 --> 02:01:23,582 "Aku tresno karo kowe" 1455 02:01:36,041 --> 02:01:39,541 sedulur! 1456 02:02:10,375 --> 02:02:13,875 Gusti Allah ana ing Swarga Kita manungsa ing lemah 1457 02:02:14,375 --> 02:02:17,832 Gusti Allah ana ing Swarga Kita manungsa ing lemah 1458 02:02:18,332 --> 02:02:21,957 Saiki Dheweke ora duwe wektu kanggo nggoleki 1459 02:02:22,457 --> 02:02:25,957 Gusti Allah ana ing Swarga Kita manungsa ing lemah 1460 02:02:34,541 --> 02:02:37,958 Apa wae sing bisa kedadeyan ing kene, dheweke ora ngukum 1461 02:02:38,457 --> 02:02:42,207 Ewu evils, yuta salah Dheweke ora njupuk ngadeg 1462 02:02:42,707 --> 02:02:46,207 Plundering kabeh watara Bom teka hound 1463 02:03:34,666 --> 02:03:37,708 A rasukan teroris wis ngaku tanggung jawab kanggo jeblugan 1464 02:03:38,207 --> 02:03:41,415 Dheweke ngomong iki minangka pengeboran mock 1465 02:03:41,916 --> 02:03:44,333 Nguya-uya bangsa kita, lan perang nyata bakal tindakake 1466 02:03:44,832 --> 02:03:48,332 Kita bakal nglindhungi Gusti Allah kita 1467 02:04:09,291 --> 02:04:11,791 Kowe arep menyang ngendi, Tipsy? 1468 02:04:12,291 --> 02:04:13,250 Ing acara 1469 02:04:13,750 --> 02:04:17,707 Sampeyan ora kudu 1470 02:04:18,207 --> 02:04:21,707 Aku kudu. Luwih saka tau 1471 02:04:35,207 --> 02:04:40,082 'Pitakonan Akhir' Sugeng rawuh ing acara khusus kita 1472 02:04:40,582 --> 02:04:41,790 ing ngendi kita ketemu Tipsy ... 1473 02:04:42,291 --> 02:04:45,791 Ngenteni sedhela 1474 02:04:50,166 --> 02:04:53,666 Nggawa 1475 02:04:57,582 --> 02:04:59,207 Apa iki? 1476 02:04:59,707 --> 02:05:04,082 Gusti Allah ngandika: iku manik gaib saka kalung-Nya 1477 02:05:04,582 --> 02:05:08,582 Wong iki ngaku, iku duweke 1478 02:05:09,082 --> 02:05:12,457 Gusti Allah ngandika: mbangun candhi 1479 02:05:12,957 --> 02:05:16,125 Lan wong iki nentang 1480 02:05:16,625 --> 02:05:21,957 Sapa sing dakrungokake? Gusti, utawa wong lanang iki 1481 02:05:22,457 --> 02:05:29,250 sapa sing nate nyebarake pamflet pitenah iki? 1482 02:05:29,750 --> 02:05:32,875 Pisanan dheweke ngaku, Gusti Allah ilang 1483 02:05:33,375 --> 02:05:35,125 Banjur ngandika, Gusti Allah iku penipuan 1484 02:05:35,625 --> 02:05:40,416 Sabanjure dheweke bakal kandha, Gusti Allah wis seda 1485 02:05:40,916 --> 02:05:48,041 Apa sing dikarepake, Nak? Donya tanpa Gusti Allah? 1486 02:05:48,541 --> 02:05:52,958 Apa sampeyan duwe pitunjuk carane wong nandhang sangsara? 1487 02:05:53,457 --> 02:05:55,875 Ora ana panganan kanggo mangan 1488 02:05:56,375 --> 02:05:58,832 Ora ana panggonan kanggo manggon 1489 02:05:59,332 --> 02:06:02,082 Ora ana kanca sing bisa diajak 1490 02:06:02,582 --> 02:06:09,165 Wong matèni dhéwé. Iris bangkekane, mlumpat saka bangunan 1491 02:06:09,666 --> 02:06:13,458 Kenging punapa? Amarga padha ora duwe pangarep-arep 1492 02:06:13,957 --> 02:06:18,750 Yen sujud ing ngarsane Gusti Allah, ngolesi awu suci, 1493 02:06:19,250 --> 02:06:23,791 nganggo jimat, menehi pangarep-arep kanggo urip, 1494 02:06:24,291 --> 02:06:29,083 banjur sapa sing arep ngrebut pangarep-arep mau? 1495 02:06:29,582 --> 02:06:38,082 Lan yen sampeyan ngrebut Gusti Allahe, kepiye carane sampeyan bisa ngebaki loteng kasebut? 1496 02:06:38,582 --> 02:06:42,582 Wong iki ngomong babagan Salah Nomer 1497 02:06:43,082 --> 02:06:46,582 Dina iki dheweke kudu menehi pitutur marang kita: Apa Nomer Tengen? 1498 02:06:56,666 --> 02:06:59,958 Sampeyan bener, Paduka 1499 02:07:00,457 --> 02:07:06,207 Ana wektu aku uga ora duwe pangan kanggo mangan 1500 02:07:06,707 --> 02:07:08,665 Ora ana panggonan kanggo manggon 1501 02:07:09,166 --> 02:07:14,958 Aku nangis banget amarga ora duwe kanca 1502 02:07:15,457 --> 02:07:20,790 Aku mung duwe pangarep-arep siji 1503 02:07:21,291 --> 02:07:23,541 Gusti Allah 1504 02:07:24,041 --> 02:07:27,083 Saben dina aku ngarep-arep: sesuk bakal luwih apik 1505 02:07:27,582 --> 02:07:31,540 Gusti Allah bakal nemokake solusi 1506 02:07:32,041 --> 02:07:39,708 Aku setuju yen Gusti Allah menehi pangarep-arep, 1507 02:07:40,207 --> 02:07:45,082 kekuatan kanggo ngadhepi cobaan 1508 02:07:45,582 --> 02:07:49,082 Nanging aku duwe pitakonan siji 1509 02:07:51,041 --> 02:07:54,333 Gusti Allah sing aku kudu percaya? 1510 02:07:54,832 --> 02:07:58,707 Sampeyan ngomong ana siji Gusti Allah 1511 02:07:59,207 --> 02:08:01,665 Aku ngomong ora 1512 02:08:02,166 --> 02:08:04,708 Ana loro Dewa 1513 02:08:05,207 --> 02:08:08,540 Siji sing nitahake kita 1514 02:08:09,041 --> 02:08:13,291 Lan liyane sing wis digawe 1515 02:08:13,791 --> 02:08:16,916 Kita ora ngerti apa-apa bab Gusti Allah sing nitahake kita 1516 02:08:17,416 --> 02:08:22,000 Nanging Gusti Allah sing digawe, kaya sampeyan 1517 02:08:22,500 --> 02:08:26,750 Petty. Njupuk sogokan, janji palsu 1518 02:08:27,250 --> 02:08:31,000 Siap ketemu wong sugih, wong mlarat ngenteni 1519 02:08:31,500 --> 02:08:36,250 Ngembang ing flattery. Ndadekake sampeyan manggon ing wedi 1520 02:08:36,750 --> 02:08:40,125 Nomer Kananku prasaja 1521 02:08:40,625 --> 02:08:46,416 Gusti Allah sing nitahake kita kabeh, pracaya marang Panjenengane 1522 02:08:46,916 --> 02:08:50,833 Gusti Allah sing digawe 1523 02:08:51,332 --> 02:08:53,290 ngilangi dheweke 1524 02:08:53,791 --> 02:08:54,916 ya wis! 1525 02:08:55,416 --> 02:08:59,458 Sampeyan bakal ngilangi Gusti Allahku lan aku bakal meneng? 1526 02:08:59,957 --> 02:09:03,665 Aku ngerti carane nglindhungi Gusti Allahku 1527 02:09:04,166 --> 02:09:06,083 Sampeyan bakal nglindhungi Gusti Allah? 1528 02:09:06,582 --> 02:09:08,457 Sampeyan! 1529 02:09:08,957 --> 02:09:10,832 Iki minangka planet cilik 1530 02:09:11,332 --> 02:09:13,875 Milyar planet sing luwih gedhe ngambang ing angkasa 1531 02:09:14,375 --> 02:09:18,875 Lan sampeyan, lungguh ing pojok cilik saka planet cilik iki, duwe syaraf ngomong 1532 02:09:19,375 --> 02:09:23,666 sampeyan bakal nglindhungi Panjenengane, kang nitahake Universe? 1533 02:09:24,166 --> 02:09:31,750 Dheweke ora butuh perlindungan sampeyan. Dheweke bisa nglindhungi awake dhewe 1534 02:09:32,250 --> 02:09:38,207 Dina iki ana wong sing nyoba nglindhungi Gusti Allah lan kancaku mati 1535 02:09:38,707 --> 02:09:41,875 Iki kabeh sing isih - sepatune 1536 02:09:42,375 --> 02:09:44,541 Mungkasi nglindhungi Gusti Allah 1537 02:09:45,041 --> 02:09:48,333 Utawa planet iki ora bakal duwe manungsa, mung sepatu 1538 02:09:48,832 --> 02:09:51,707 Teroris Muslim njeblug sepur 1539 02:09:52,207 --> 02:09:57,290 lan guru Hindu tahan khutbahmu. Enak tenan 1540 02:09:57,791 --> 02:10:03,458 Apa iki Hindu, Muslim? Tampilake label 1541 02:10:03,957 --> 02:10:06,875 Sampeyan nggawe prabédan iki. Dudu Gusti 1542 02:10:07,375 --> 02:10:13,082 Iki minangka Nomer Salah sing paling mateni ing planet iki 1543 02:10:13,582 --> 02:10:16,207 Iku mateni wong, misahake 1544 02:10:16,707 --> 02:10:21,332 Kaya Nomer Salah sampeyan misahake Jaggu saka Sarfaraz 1545 02:10:21,832 --> 02:10:27,625 - Apa Salah Nomer? - Sing Sarfaraz bakal ngiyanati 1546 02:10:28,125 --> 02:10:30,291 Dheweke ngiyanati dheweke 1547 02:10:30,791 --> 02:10:36,666 - Ana apa? - Tahan 1548 02:10:37,166 --> 02:10:43,958 Sampeyan ngomong prediksiku babagan Sarfaraz salah? 1549 02:10:44,457 --> 02:10:45,250 Persis! 1550 02:10:45,750 --> 02:10:49,582 Banjur buktiake - buktiake ramalanku salah! 1551 02:10:50,082 --> 02:10:54,290 Gagal, tiba ing sikilku lan ngakoni 1552 02:10:54,791 --> 02:10:59,000 yen kowe ngapusi. Sampeyan nyoba kanggo fitnah aku 1553 02:10:59,500 --> 02:11:01,250 Apa yen aku mbuktekake? 1554 02:11:01,750 --> 02:11:05,250 Tipsy... aja! 1555 02:11:09,541 --> 02:11:13,041 Banjur iki duweke sampeyan 1556 02:11:17,291 --> 02:11:18,875 Aku nampa 1557 02:11:19,375 --> 02:11:22,875 Nguripake kamera menyang Jagat Janani 1558 02:11:30,250 --> 02:11:38,875 Muga-muga sampeyan bakal mangsuli pitakonku kanthi jujur 1559 02:11:39,375 --> 02:11:45,291 Ing Belgia sampeyan tresna karo bocah lanang Pakistan 1560 02:11:45,791 --> 02:11:46,916 Bener utawa salah? 1561 02:11:47,416 --> 02:11:49,375 Mangga nyisihake urip pribadiku 1562 02:11:49,875 --> 02:11:58,416 Dina Jumuah, jam 15.21 aku prediksi bocah iki bakal ngiyanati kowe 1563 02:11:58,916 --> 02:12:03,125 Esuke sampeyan menyang kantor Pendaftar Nikah 1564 02:12:03,625 --> 02:12:05,457 nanging dheweke ora katon 1565 02:12:05,957 --> 02:12:08,000 Bener utawa salah? 1566 02:12:08,500 --> 02:12:12,707 Ya ora teka. Mangga mungkasi iki 1567 02:12:13,207 --> 02:12:19,040 Saiki sampeyan bakal teka ing sikilku utawa aku mlaku mlaku menyang sampeyan? 1568 02:12:19,541 --> 02:12:23,208 - Sarfaraz ora ngiyanati. - Mangga supaya iku lunga! 1569 02:12:23,707 --> 02:12:26,290 Ora, critakna apa sing kedadeyan ing dina iku 1570 02:12:26,791 --> 02:12:27,666 Mangga! 1571 02:12:28,166 --> 02:12:31,666 Cukup sepisan, kanggo aku 1572 02:12:36,582 --> 02:12:40,540 Aku ana ing kantor Pendaftar Nikah lan 1573 02:12:41,041 --> 02:12:41,583 layang digawa menyang aku 1574 02:12:42,082 --> 02:12:45,665 Apa Sarfaraz nggawa? 1575 02:12:46,166 --> 02:12:50,000 Ora. Dheweke dikirim liwat bocah 1576 02:12:50,500 --> 02:12:53,125 - Apa wis mlebu? - Ora 1577 02:12:53,625 --> 02:12:57,125 Kepiye sampeyan ngerti yen Sarfaraz dikirim? 1578 02:13:00,582 --> 02:13:04,082 Bisa uga kanggo sawetara cah wadon liyane 1579 02:13:07,500 --> 02:13:13,250 Ana cah wadon liyane. Karo kucing, ta? 1580 02:13:13,750 --> 02:13:18,416 Dheweke menehi sampeyan kucing kanggo ditahan sedhela 1581 02:13:18,916 --> 02:13:22,291 Bocah sing menehi layang- apa dheweke ngerti sampeyan? 1582 02:13:22,791 --> 02:13:25,833 - Ora! - Apa sampeyan ngerti dheweke? 1583 02:13:26,332 --> 02:13:26,832 Ora 1584 02:13:27,250 --> 02:13:31,666 Banjur kepiye dheweke ngerti yen surat kasebut kanggo sampeyan? 1585 02:13:32,166 --> 02:13:40,291 Mungkin dheweke didhawuhi menehi layang marang bocah wadon sing duwe kucing 1586 02:13:40,791 --> 02:13:47,541 Sampeyan maca layang, nanging ora nelpon Sarfaraz 1587 02:13:48,041 --> 02:13:50,458 Apa sampeyan? 1588 02:13:50,957 --> 02:13:57,790 Amarga wong iki nandur Nomer Salah - sing Muslim ngiyanati 1589 02:13:58,291 --> 02:14:00,208 Sarfaraz ora ngiyanati sampeyan 1590 02:14:00,707 --> 02:14:02,040 Ana apa? 1591 02:14:02,541 --> 02:14:07,041 Sampeyan ngarepake kita percaya crita kucing lan banteng iki? 1592 02:14:07,541 --> 02:14:08,791 Siji menit 1593 02:14:09,291 --> 02:14:12,916 Kita bakal langsung menyang bebener. Telpon Sarfaraz 1594 02:14:13,416 --> 02:14:17,250 Cepetan! 1595 02:14:17,750 --> 02:14:21,666 Nomer iki ora ana 1596 02:14:22,166 --> 02:14:25,250 Apa nomer liyane? Kanca, kuliah, apa? 1597 02:14:25,750 --> 02:14:29,250 - Ayo Jaggu! - Universitas Belgia 1598 02:14:33,291 --> 02:14:35,416 - Halo. - Halo! 1599 02:14:35,916 --> 02:14:38,791 Aku pancene kudu sesambungan karo salah sawijining siswa lulusan sampeyan 1600 02:14:39,291 --> 02:14:40,666 Sarfaraz Yusuf 1601 02:14:41,166 --> 02:14:44,125 Oh iya. Dheweke lunga menyang Pakistan taun kepungkur 1602 02:14:44,625 --> 02:14:45,457 Apa dheweke wis ninggalake nomer? 1603 02:14:45,957 --> 02:14:48,415 Nuwun sewu, kita ora duwe wewenang kanggo menehi informasi 1604 02:14:48,916 --> 02:14:50,125 Iki pancen penting 1605 02:14:50,625 --> 02:14:53,332 E-mail panjaluk sampeyan lan aku bisa nerusake menyang Urusan Mahasiswa 1606 02:14:53,832 --> 02:14:54,790 Sugeng siang sayang 1607 02:14:55,291 --> 02:14:56,875 Nomer Pakistan? 1608 02:14:57,375 --> 02:15:00,707 - Ora ngerti. - Mikir, Jaggu darling 1609 02:15:01,207 --> 02:15:03,832 Aku kerja ing Kedutaan Besar Pakistan 1610 02:15:04,332 --> 02:15:07,165 Pakaryane - Kedutaan Besar Pakistan, Belgia 1611 02:15:07,666 --> 02:15:09,666 Mitu, nelpon Kedutaan Besar Pakistan, Belgia 1612 02:15:10,166 --> 02:15:15,166 - Salin Pak. - Sijine ing speaker 1613 02:15:15,666 --> 02:15:17,750 salam. Kedutaan Besar Pakistan 1614 02:15:18,250 --> 02:15:20,791 Halo 1615 02:15:21,291 --> 02:15:24,125 Siswa saka Lahore kerja karo sampeyan 1616 02:15:24,625 --> 02:15:28,125 - Sarfaraz Yusuf. Napa jenengmu Jaggu? 1617 02:15:31,207 --> 02:15:33,582 Halo... Napa jenengmu Jaggu? 1618 02:15:34,082 --> 02:15:35,625 Carane sampeyan ngerti? 1619 02:15:36,125 --> 02:15:39,457 Dheweke diarani! Bocah wadon saka Delhi wis nelpon 1620 02:15:39,957 --> 02:15:41,290 Farah, iku Jaggu nelpon 1621 02:15:41,791 --> 02:15:45,166 Pak Sayyed, cepet-cepet, iku telpon Jaggu saka India 1622 02:15:45,666 --> 02:15:50,458 Ing pindho everyone! 1623 02:15:50,957 --> 02:15:57,040 Sarfaraz Yousuf nelpon kita saka Lahore, saben dina jam 9 esuk 1624 02:15:57,541 --> 02:16:01,500 Lan kanthi sopan santun takon mung siji pitakonan: 1625 02:16:02,000 --> 02:16:06,541 Apa ana telpon kanggo kula saka India - saka Jaggu? 1626 02:16:07,041 --> 02:16:09,916 Kita ngomong "Ora", lan dheweke medhot 1627 02:16:10,416 --> 02:16:12,000 Dheweke wis mimpin kita edan 1628 02:16:12,500 --> 02:16:16,000 Ngenteni. Aku bakal nyambungake sampeyan karo dheweke 1629 02:16:30,375 --> 02:16:31,957 Halo... 1630 02:16:32,458 --> 02:16:35,625 - Pak Sarfaraz Yusuf? - Ya, ngomong 1631 02:16:36,125 --> 02:16:39,875 - Kowe nang endi? - Ing Lahore. Kenging punapa? 1632 02:16:40,375 --> 02:16:45,415 - Kowe saiki nang endi? - Ing omah. Kenging punapa? 1633 02:16:45,915 --> 02:16:49,540 Apa ana kursi utawa bangku ing cedhak? 1634 02:16:50,040 --> 02:16:55,040 Mangga lenggah. Sampeyan bakal njaluk jolt 1635 02:16:55,540 --> 02:16:58,625 ngapunten? 1636 02:16:59,125 --> 02:17:02,625 Sampeyan duwe telpon saka Delhi 1637 02:17:07,665 --> 02:17:11,707 Mangga ngomong ing kene 1638 02:17:12,208 --> 02:17:13,000 Halo... 1639 02:17:13,500 --> 02:17:17,000 Sarfaraz... 1640 02:17:19,583 --> 02:17:22,750 Jaggu... 1641 02:17:23,250 --> 02:17:25,375 Halo... 1642 02:17:25,875 --> 02:17:30,500 .. halo Jaggu, ana apa? 1643 02:17:31,000 --> 02:17:32,833 Apa sampeyan wis teka ing kantor Pendaftar Nikah? 1644 02:17:33,333 --> 02:17:37,625 Aku wis, nanging sampeyan wis lunga 1645 02:17:38,125 --> 02:17:39,708 Napa sampeyan ora nelpon? 1646 02:17:40,208 --> 02:17:45,791 Aku entuk layangmu. Sampeyan bakal ujar, 'Aja hubungi aku' 1647 02:17:46,290 --> 02:17:48,500 Aku ngerti sampeyan ana ing tekanan kulawarga 1648 02:17:49,000 --> 02:17:57,625 Nanging ing jero ati aku ngerti, sawijining dina sampeyan bakal ngubungi aku 1649 02:17:58,125 --> 02:18:01,625 Apa sampeyan suwe banget? 1650 02:18:02,125 --> 02:18:05,625 nyuwun pangapunten. Aku salah nomermu 1651 02:18:13,958 --> 02:18:17,458 Mung entuk nomer sing bener saka kanca 1652 02:18:43,708 --> 02:18:47,208 Matur nuwun putra 1653 02:19:20,250 --> 02:19:23,750 Iki, tahan iki 1654 02:19:46,290 --> 02:19:49,582 Tipsy! Apa sampeyan njupuk baterei ing omah? 1655 02:19:50,083 --> 02:19:54,416 - Aja njaluk wong ana. - Akeh banget! Kanggo apa? 1656 02:19:54,915 --> 02:19:58,665 Mbalik ing omah, aku bakal ngrungokake swara sing wis direkam 1657 02:19:59,165 --> 02:20:00,207 Swara apa? 1658 02:20:00,708 --> 02:20:04,791 Swara bumi - gagak, klakson lalu lintas 1659 02:20:05,290 --> 02:20:07,540 Ndhuwur, sampeyan bakal ngrungokake klakson mobil? 1660 02:20:08,040 --> 02:20:14,625 Saiki lan banjur - nalika aku kangen planet iki 1661 02:20:15,125 --> 02:20:18,208 He, ngenteni! Ana tas siji maneh 1662 02:20:18,708 --> 02:20:19,833 Lali, Tipsy! 1663 02:20:20,333 --> 02:20:23,750 Sampeyan guyon? Iku diiseni karo baterei 1664 02:20:24,250 --> 02:20:29,208 Enteni! 1665 02:20:29,708 --> 02:20:33,208 Sopir... monggo mampir! 1666 02:20:46,708 --> 02:20:51,375 Saben uwong ing planet sampeyan duwe kuping sing kelet? 1667 02:20:51,875 --> 02:20:55,915 Lan padha roam watara wuda? 1668 02:20:56,415 --> 02:20:59,915 Kok ngangguk? Soko ing pasuryan? 1669 02:21:03,458 --> 02:21:10,000 Aku kelas sepuluh, nalika aku nulis puisi pisanan, 1670 02:21:10,500 --> 02:21:12,790 kanggo Papa 1671 02:21:13,290 --> 02:21:16,790 Jarene Ibukku mirip. Aku ngomong bisa ... 1672 02:21:26,250 --> 02:21:32,000 Puisi tegese tembung sing jarang, pikiran sing mundhak 1673 02:21:32,500 --> 02:21:35,875 Pal, sampeyan pancen lucu 1674 02:21:36,375 --> 02:21:40,165 Punika kanggo teetotaler disebut Tipsy 1675 02:21:40,665 --> 02:21:45,290 Sing ngomong "Apa ing jeneng?" 1676 02:21:45,790 --> 02:21:50,082 Ora ana tape sing ana swara gagak utawa klakson lalu lintas 1677 02:21:50,583 --> 02:21:54,083 Saben kaset mung ana swaraku 1678 02:22:01,290 --> 02:22:04,790 Aku tresna sampeyan Jaggu 1679 02:22:07,915 --> 02:22:11,415 Ngerti! 1680 02:22:14,833 --> 02:22:18,333 Dheweke mesthi nggawe aku mlayu! 1681 02:22:20,540 --> 02:22:23,915 Tipsy, apa sing ana ing kaset iki? 1682 02:22:24,415 --> 02:22:27,915 Ngomong sampeyan - gagak, klakson lalu lintas 1683 02:22:39,665 --> 02:22:45,082 Saben wengi, nalika planetmu munggah, aku bakal muter kaset iki 1684 02:22:45,583 --> 02:22:52,791 Lan gelombang ing sampeyan. Kaya iki 1685 02:22:53,290 --> 02:22:58,707 Apa sampeyan bakal bali ... saiki banjur? 1686 02:22:59,208 --> 02:23:02,041 Apa sampeyan ora ngrekam swaraku? 1687 02:23:02,540 --> 02:23:04,915 swaramu? 1688 02:23:05,415 --> 02:23:10,290 Kayane aku duwe ... sing siji geguritan sampeyan diwaca 1689 02:23:10,790 --> 02:23:16,165 siji geguritan? ngono wae? 1690 02:23:16,665 --> 02:23:18,875 Aku ora bener tresno karo kowe.. 1691 02:23:19,375 --> 02:23:22,875 .. mbuwang kabeh wektu kanggo sampeyan! 1692 02:23:41,290 --> 02:23:44,415 Dheweke ora noleh maneh. Ora sepisan 1693 02:23:44,915 --> 02:23:47,625 Dheweke ndhelikake eluhe 1694 02:23:48,125 --> 02:23:52,875 Siji bab kang sinau saka kita. Siji bab kang mulang kita 1695 02:23:53,375 --> 02:23:55,750 Dheweke sinau saka kita carane ngapusi ... 1696 02:23:56,250 --> 02:24:00,875 .. lan mulang kita carane tresna 1697 02:24:01,375 --> 02:24:04,583 Dheweke tresna marang aku nganti nglilani aku lunga 1698 02:24:05,083 --> 02:24:11,041 Dheweke teka mrene wuda. Kaya sing ditindakake bocah-bocah 1699 02:24:11,540 --> 02:24:19,000 Takon akeh pitakonan. Kaya sing ditindakake bocah-bocah 1700 02:24:19,500 --> 02:24:23,625 Banjur ing sawijining dina... 1701 02:24:24,125 --> 02:24:27,415 .. dheweke lunga 1702 02:24:27,915 --> 02:24:33,332 Patang milyar mil adoh 1703 02:24:33,833 --> 02:24:39,333 Dheweke ninggalake aku rong hadiah perpisahan 1704 02:24:39,833 --> 02:24:42,375 Sarfaraz 1705 02:24:42,875 --> 02:24:46,375 lan Papa 1706 02:24:48,083 --> 02:24:56,791 Nganti urip ... saben wengi aku bakal ndeleng planet lan gelombang 1707 02:24:57,290 --> 02:25:00,790 Aku yakin, dheweke bakal nglakoni sing padha 1708 02:25:04,915 --> 02:25:08,415 Aku kangen dheweke 1709 02:25:46,665 --> 02:25:50,457 Para astronot, nyiapake kanggo ndharat ing Bumi 1710 02:25:50,958 --> 02:25:54,750 Elinga papat Command Survival Bumi 1711 02:25:55,250 --> 02:25:57,790 Siji: Aja ngumbara kanthi wuda 1712 02:25:58,290 --> 02:26:03,625 Cuddling, nggawe asmara lan liya-liyane kudu ditindakake ing kamar sing ditutup 1713 02:26:04,125 --> 02:26:07,833 Nanging gelut, nggawe perang lan liya-liyane diijini ing papan terbuka 1714 02:26:08,333 --> 02:26:11,750 Kalih : Awas bahasane, bingung 1715 02:26:12,250 --> 02:26:15,540 Yen wong bumi kandha, 'Aku seneng pitik lan iwak,' 1716 02:26:16,040 --> 02:26:19,500 ora ateges padha tresna marang kewan, 1717 02:26:20,000 --> 02:26:24,040 nanging kewan iku ing menu nedha awan 1718 02:26:24,540 --> 02:26:29,500 Jurang antarane pikiran lan wicara minangka topik riset kita 1719 02:26:30,000 --> 02:26:33,208 Telu: Nalika ndharat, golek mobil nari kanggo sandhangan 1720 02:26:33,708 --> 02:26:40,708 Singidaken remot jero jero jeroan, aman saka maling 1721 02:26:41,208 --> 02:26:43,958 Papat: dhawuhe ibu 1722 02:26:44,458 --> 02:26:48,458 Yen ana wong sing ngomong: Aku bakal nyambungake sampeyan karo Gusti Allah, 1723 02:26:48,958 --> 02:26:52,458 mbucal riset, njupuk U-turn lan mbukak kanggo urip 1724 02:27:06,083 --> 02:27:09,583 Ayo, aja wedi 1725 02:27:14,040 --> 02:27:17,040 Apa sampeyan goggling ing 1726 02:27:17,540 --> 02:27:20,790 - Aku duwe pitakonan. - Apa? 1727 02:27:21,290 --> 02:27:24,790 Ing kunjungan terakhir sampeyan, sepira kerepe sampeyan dipukul? 1728 02:27:33,915 --> 02:27:36,582 - Apa iki? - Mbela dhiri! 1729 02:27:37,083 --> 02:27:38,916 Gadget safety? 1730 02:27:39,415 --> 02:27:42,375 - Ayo. - Ora ana! cara iki